| Click here and here and here, and in various other places on the old site, for amusing quotes uttered prior to 2005. | Homepage | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just good to see us? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh wow, it's like Upside-Down Cake. Only not upside-down. So...cake. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Come on, then, give us a finger. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ow! I've pulled my muscle. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Is anybody going to have a fantasy? Because I'm on the floor. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm going to the toilet and getting a drink. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Get in this lane Which, the left? No, the one we're in Um...I'm already in it Yeah |
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| You can get rabbit fur without killing the rabbit, can't you? Oh no, wait...that's sheep. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Pheasants don't get pregnant, do they? They lay ducks. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 'Man'! M-A-... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 'Ethnical woman wanted', god, that is so racist. A what woman? Ethnical That isn't a word Well, that's what is says Well then they're stupid as well as racist...(looks)...'ethical'! |
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| DON'T JUST GO! But there's nothing coming Then GO! |
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| I found you all very charmful. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||