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Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just good to see us?
Oh wow, it's like Upside-Down Cake. Only not upside-down. So...cake.
Come on, then, give us a finger.
Ow! I've pulled my muscle.
Is anybody going to have a fantasy? Because I'm on the floor.
I'm going to the toilet and getting a drink.
Get in this lane
Which, the left?
No, the one we're in

Um...I'm already in it
Yeah
You can get rabbit fur without killing the rabbit, can't you? Oh no, wait...that's sheep.
Pheasants don't get pregnant, do they? They lay ducks.
'Man'! M-A-...
'Ethnical woman wanted', god, that is so racist.
A what woman?
Ethnical

That isn't a word
Well, that's what is says
Well then they're stupid as well as racist...(looks)...'ethical'!
DON'T JUST GO!
But there's nothing coming
Then GO!
I found you all very charmful.
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