Please enjoy these amusing comments from Lisa. Most of you won't find them funny, you really had to be there at the time to understand the context in which most of these were said, I think. Back to Lisa's page
Right, there are 2 identical twin boys, and the only way to tell them apart is that one's an optimist and one's a pessimist
Or, one's gay and the other isn't! (hysterical laughter)

Oh, crap, I forgot to put my necklace on

He looks like Leslie Phillips
(Lisa bursts into hysterical laughter)
Do you know who Leslie Phillips is?
(between laughing) No!

Do you have any friends who aren't English?
Well, Diana's from Yorkshire

Right, I've got a joke
Go on
3 pregnant women go to the doctors...
I don't know

Catherine, do we still have that bandage from when I sprained my arm?
It's alright, I don't think I need it

Knock knock
Who's there?
An interrupting cow
(Lisa giggles uncontrollably)

There are these posters up at our school, I don't know if you had them at your school or not...
Well, they only got the internet just before I left

It's the circle of poo
Where?

Did I say that?
Did you?
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