Lisa
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Wisa
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Lu
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Laurasia
Lalalalala Laura
Aurora
The Green Dinosaur*
Waura
Laurasaurus (by Jamie)
Some amusing quotes by Lisa
Some amusing quotes by Laura
Due to Laura being upset that some people are not aware of who she is, Ria has created this, to explain all.
Dinosaur copywrite to Miss Natla, using the technological wonder that is "Paint Shop Pro"
"Oh, crap, I forgot to put my knickers on." - Lisa (PLEASE don't ask!) "Never mind, Ria, there are plenty more boys in the sea." - Laura
Due to Lisa's habit of ordering mixed drinks compiled of whatever can be found in my house, I have decided to compile a list of everything she has allowed herself to drink.
How Far Will She Go?
             Accepted
Blackcurrent and apple with lime

Pink grapefruit and lemonade

Pure orange juice with lackberry
       and grapefruit flavoured fizzy
       water

Orange fanta with Tizer

1/2 glass of water, 1/4 glass of
blackcurrant and apple, 1/4 glass of lemonade, juice from a freshly-sqeezed
clementine, teaspoon of sugar, and
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla-flavouring.

1/2 glass of water, splash of apple and blackcurrant, splash of orange lemon and pineapple, and a blob of chocolate syrup

3/4 glass of lime cordial, 1/4 Tia Lusso, 2 spoonfulls of strawberry jam

Coke, Tango, ketchup, apricot jam, mayonnaise, Branston sauce		                     Declined
Blackcurrent and apple with milk

White grapefruit, pink grapefruit, a spoonful of sugar, and a blob of maple syrup
Laura's favourite things:
Repeatedly running in front of buses
Dinosaurs, Jurassic Park, paeleontology, etc
Becoming particularly flirty with guys in Pizza
   Express, whilst being not at all encouraged by us(!)
Having the complete collection of The Animals of
     Farthing Wood on video
Barney's Great Adventure, which I have to admit is
     extremely hilarious
Lisa's favourite things:
Mixing drinks
Crossing the road
Kicking down walls
Moaning about milkfloats
Collecting every video under the sun
     except the complete collection of
     The Animals of Farthing Wood
RIA: Oh, look, there's that magazine Laura told me about!
CAT: That was me.
RIA: (silence)
CAT: I'm not Laura.
RIA: Oh, sorry Laura.
* CAT: Laura wants a green dinosaur for Christmas
   RIA: Who?
   CAT: A green dinosaur
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