Most of you won't find them funny, you really had to be there at the time to understand the context in which most of these were said, I think.
Was it Whoopi Goldberg?
No, it was a woman
I said that earlier
Did you? Well, I couldn't hear you, you were talking too quietly, I was talking to Lisa, the sun was in my eyes
"...Ant and Bee meet!"
...Ant and Bee meet Exclamation Mark...no, sorry, Ant and Bee Meet!
Hush, young lady. Hahaha, I called you "young lady", and I'm younger than you!
Snap!
Two!
I hear Tomb Raider 3 jungle sounds
Anyone want a fruit pie?
Huh? Yeah, I want a dad...I mean a fruit pie
Rob said that Super Mario is better than Tomb Raider! How could he say that? I mean, he collects fruit!
I hate my voice, it's neither high nor low
So I said to Callum "Guess what I got for Christmas", and he said "Who's there?"
Can I have a crisp?
Like my arse you can. My arse isn't getting a crisp, and neither are you
Excuse me, can I have your phone number?
Double-sided tape
Guess who this is...for?
Oh, but I don't watch Tricia. Can't she be on Jerry Springer or Futurama or something like that?
Just go to anyone...not that one...