The George The Moose Files
George The Moose was some kind of a character me and my friends, Drew and Joe, made up. I really have no clue as to how it started and neither of them recall, but I believe it had something to do with the best kind of hair moose is the one made from moose spit and how everyone was trying to catch the biggest moose of all, George The Moose, to make the absolute best bottle of hair moose ever. Hey, we were only in 8th grade, give us a break. Anyways, We made up this funny little club for only V.I.P. persons only. If memory serves correct, they included me, Drew, Joe, Z-Man, Tara, and possibly Derrick and Dave but I'm really not too sure about that one. Drew made up a few illustrations and even a quiz for future members (we never used it though), while I wrote up a total of two (wow!) chucklish little bits of useless crap, like that in the main page before this one. For some reason, somewhere down the line, we just stopped. Tara moved away, and Z-Man never got into it. Tara did joke about it a few times in letters though. A few weeks ago Drew stumbled upon the stuff that I had written (although everything else is lying around somewhere) and I decided to include it in the site. Personally, They don't seem as funny as the used to, but they are extremely stupid and a few are kinda goofy, so that's good enough for me. Plus, it's always beneficial to the sake of mankind to pass down the legend of the greatest moose that ever lived, George The Moose.
