50 WELL KNOWN MOOSE FACTS
1. Mooses love A1 Sauce
2. Mooses hate Aunt Mars
3. No moose can resist a good steak
4. There is no moose alive that can escape a really big net
5. Mooses don't like big holes
6. Mooses won't die if they get shot in the eye
7. Mooses don't like to listen to the Backstreet Boys either
8. George The Moose is a really big moose
9. Chocolate moose is best when it comes from a moose
10. Hair moose has never been made from moose spit, but it's a swell idea
11.Hair moose form moose spit would probably work
12. There has never been a moose president
13. The next big money maker in the toy department will most likely be "Tickle Me George The Moose"
14. Mooses really enjoy the movie "Scrooged"
15. Mooses hate to eat pickles
16. It was a 17th century moose philosopher who once said, "Grass isn't a very good replacement for toilet paper.
17. Mooses are afraid of microwaves
18. There has never been a succesful mating between a moose and rat
19. Joe is not a moose
20. Drew is not a moose
21. Jeff is not a moose
22. George The Moose is a moose
23. Some people smell like mooses, but they aren't mooses
24. It's possible that Pauly Shore is a moose
25. Jaba The Hut is a result of a succesful mating between a moose and a green cow
26. George The Moose was Chewbacca's stunt double
27. No mooses were hurt in the making of "The Rock"
28. Mooses don't own eels as pets
29. Moses was not named after a moose
30. Santa orignaly used mooses, but George The Moose freed all of the mooses
31. Moose is sort of a funny word
32. Nobody knows where the word moose came from
33. Mooses can't count but they can read
34. Mooses can grow mean afros
35. George The Moose is the only moose to graduate from college
36. Mooses are just down right nuts
37. Everbody's a suspect except George The Moose!!!
38.Mooses like qouting movies
39. A 16th century moose philosopher once said, "Do you like scary movies?"
40. Mooses cannot fly, though they've tried
41. Mooses think Bob Barker rocks
42. Mooses favorite television show is "Wheel of Fortune"
43. Mooses don't wear briefs
44. George The Moose is popular where he comes from
45. George The Moose forbids to be called just "George". He must be called "George The Moose".
46. Mooses are very tricky
47. Mooses enjoy reading poetry
48. It takes a mighty big man to take down George The Moose
49. Mooses don't make good dates
50. Mooses are really cool
