POISON KANDIE

(Stories) Piddle
By: THIRTEENTWO

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"Damnit!" Lucas was pissed. The dog piddled on the floor again. The last time was supposed to be the last time, and the time before that, and the time before that. If Kaylee couldn't keep her dog from turning his bathroom floor to it's own personal toilet, he was going to kill the stupid dog. Kaylee ran into the bathroom. She already had a towel to clean the mess. "Sorry daddy," she said. "I took him out lastnight, I swear. I don't know why he piddled again." "You can't keep the dog if you can't make it stop doing this all the time." "I know," she said. "Never happen again daddy, promise." And she was good to her word. Kaylee saved her allowance money and did extra work around the house so she could put her dog in obedience school. After six weeks of training, her little dog was certified. "No more piddling in the house daddy, promise." Kaylee said the day she came home. She gave him the certificate. "See?" "We'll see," he said. "But if I ever step in pee again, the dog will never sleep in this house ever again." Lucas' feet stayed piddle free for two weeks. One night though, Lucas had too much to drink. He stumbled into the bathroom and missed his mark. The next morning, he woke up and went to the bathroom. "Damnit!"

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