POISON KANDIE
(Stories)
Missing Socks
By: THIRTEENTWO
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I've finally done it, I've solved the mystery that has plagued mankind since the invention of the washing machine. I know where socks go when they're missing. Why? Because I could. How? Because I could fit. See, I'm not a particularly big guy. In fact, you might say I'm a little guy. You might even call me a midget. But being a midget got me to where I am today so there aint nothing wrong with that. I wasn't afraid when I crawled inside the washer. I knew this would work because I sent a few animals along and they disappeared just fine. But that didn't solve the mystery so I had to do it. You can never send an animal to do a human's job. Speaking of, I don't know where my furry explorers are. Have they wandered off in the world of lost? I can see the land of Missing Couch Treasures not too far. Perhaps I'll try there. I can't hang around these socks forever. Well maybe I'll have to because now that I'm here I can't find my way out. If you find this, send help. |
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