Brave Knight Giliad
"You Know"
The ancient Pinacle of Antioch had been hidden for many years. So the Brave Knight Giliad from the tiny village of Jebunitas sought after the pinacle and faced great danger on the way. A tremendously homosexual metal dragon tackled him and began to...you know...but he eventually freed himself and killed the dragon. So the journey continued with its dangers when he came to the Waterfall of Unfair Summers. Giliad began swimming "in the nude" when the gay fish went to him and...you know. So Giliad, being harrassed beyond his usual likings, began to bleed uncontinuously from his...you know. About that time a massive falcon flew up behind him and well...you know. But while they were...you know...they flew over 17,000 miles. An army of 1800 men began to...you know. And so everyone was extremely happen and got all the...you know...that they wanted.
-The end.
(This is a classic example of "group writing" when we get bored in Mr. L's drama class. The writers of this spectacular short-story masterpiece were James and Kaleb. Thank you for reading. You may now return to your regularly scheduled chapter.)
2003(c)Retarded Farris