This is a
shrine of sorts, for my cats. I used to have many (or maybe I still do), and of course
like most pets they come and go. When it comes to cats, they multiply fast. With hateful
killer neighbours, they tend to go pretty fast too. For anyone who gives a damn, this is
my extended family.
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An attempt at a biography for my first ever cat, Helena
(yeah whatever) Muffin.
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Names of my
previous cats that I can recall are: Troy Bolt
(actually 'trouble', snorted a lot, was obese and always got stuck up a tree), Anakin (a female), Gucci (spread
himself everywhere like a rag), Wolfgang Gus, Wolfgang Gus Junior
(a day after Gus died, Jr was a passerby stray kitten that so strangely resembled Gus we
took him in), Garfield (gay, showed no apparent interest in
mating, but due to Mouse's persistence he did the deed with her to make her happy), Odie, Willow, Ashley Ashton Ashbury, Ishboo, Bulldog (short tail
and crumpled face), Crumpet, Spunky, Rasputin, Turk, Dongga Pol
(wide forehead, very fat. inspired by Soren's real name), Chaka, Simba (looked just like a lion cub), Quasee
(grew to be a gentle bisexual giant), Long-Sleeves (opposite
of the usual 'Socks'), Yoda (flat ears, sounded like a goat),
Foxy Bones (super flexible), Mouse
('pretty' cat, brown-blonde, blue eyes, soft meow and resembled Britney. whenever she
heard Garfield she'd run to him in breathy meows), Chewbacca,
Banana, Pantyhose, Pepe Le Pew (sp?).
Those weren't in any particular order. I can't remember enough to place them in a family tree. Some were Muffin's children, some were her grandchildren and even great and great-great grandchildren.
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Names of current cats: Kentoi, Cookie
the German Hitler, Astigmatisme, White The Ugly Mafioso, Gypsy Golliwog, Luke Skywalker,
Miss Mr Hahn, Heart, Beast, and Arrow.
very recently deceased: Alfalfa Tubbs, Ju-Ju Bonks
See the cast page for short biographies.
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Gallery:
Please write me if you're
planning to use any of these pictures. Alfalfa had a habit of lounging in the sink. Quasee
redefined 'gentle giant'. Luke loves posing for the camera. Check out Cookie and her army
(see Heart's heart? very vague though). Thanks to Sarah and Mollick
for scanning these.
