In desperation, noble Andy threw Phil at Qui Gon Chuck, slaying the evil man.
NOOOOOOOO,came a terrible cry from the darkness. A being stepped forth from the shadows, also weilding the copyrighted blade.
Thus our heroes must face the Jed I mean dictator's deranged appr lover some guy, Ed Fisto.
Battered and beaten from their previous battle, the warriors were no match for this new foe. Slowly they were beaten back, and Phil was slain in a dramatic, oscar-worthy way. Andy was lost without his friend, and the battle rapidly drew to a close as Andy gave into despair.
But then...
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