FIGHT ANDY, FIGHT FOR GREAT JUSTICE (and pie)!
Starring:
Andrew as Andy
Cliff as Qui Gon Chuck
Edwards as Ed Fisto
Once upon a time, a mighty hero named Andy hungered for Justice and some pie. Sadly both were under the evil influence of the Worldwide Repubocrat Council, corrupted by the mighty Qui Gon Chuck. Andy wrote the WRC a letter requesting the joys of Justice and pie. Qui Gon Chuck however replied with a mean and nasty letter:
NO FUCKFACE
Greatly offended, the hero Andy took his most trusted friend, Phil the Chainsaw, to avenge his honor, and gain Justice and pie.
Once arrived at the WRC HQ, Andy and Phil challenged Qui Gon Chuck to an honorable battle of fisticuffs at dawn. Qui Gon agreed, but to Andy's horror, the vile lord unleashed his cheesy photoshoped lightsaber to the duel.
HA HA HA HO, YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY LIGHTSABER
Despite the overwhelming odds before them, Andy and Phil charged into battle and fought valiantly.
Will he overcome mighty Qui Gon Chuck?
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