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Upcoming Software Package

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As you may already know our newest software package is the "Home Surgeon." This revolutionary software is designed to complement and take the "PC Doctor" to a whole new level. If your household loves the "PC Doctor" as much as we do we recommend you purchase your own copy of the "Home Surgeon." Don't worry you can also give away pirated copies of this program because either way it will be going to households world-wide. You know what, we recommend that you give away copies to your friends, relatives and strangers that you see walking down the street. Anyways we should probably tell you what the "Home Surgeon" does. That would be helpful wouldn't it. The "Home Surgeon" is used in coherence with "The PC Doctor." When you get your diagnoses from the doctor, you immediately ask yourself: "What can I do to help myself without the cost of expensive Hospital food?" Well here's your answer: Do the surgery yourself! With a little help from your friendly PC surgeon. The home surgeon requires you to tell it your Doctor's diagnoses and then it will tell you all you need to know. Let's say for example that you need a liver transplant. The surgeon will give you a list of all the tools needed as well as a number to call for assistance. For most operations recommended by the home surgeon, you will require novocain and gas to knock yourself out. Once you knock yourself out you will need assistance in conducting your surgery. Luckily our services are free of charge and we urge you to call us for support when conducting your surgery. We will send out our "24-hour Home Surgeon Support Team" to conduct your surgery while you are unconscious. Don't worry though, you will not be taken to any secret government facilities hiding in the Nevada desert. If however you have enough help from family members, the home surgeon will guide you through the surgical process. We recommend purchasing the "Plastic Surgeon-in-a-Box" which will help you in completing any surgical procedures requiring access to your brain. Uuhh.. we mean access to your head/face. There are many other great aspects of the "Home Surgeon" that you will not find out but we assure you, they are very helpful in attaining the results we want. Look for the "Home Surgeon" in computer stores near you, or else just walk down the street looking for men in black suits. They are there to hand out copies of this wonderful program to you, the public, for free. "You will not be mutated or guided in the wrong direction when performing your own home surgery with the "Home Surgeon!"