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"The PC Doctor"

DrugCo. Online DrugCo. Home Services New Software EMail* Adam's Home *Email account is fictional

Perhaps our most famous software package is the PC Doctor. Millions of people in North America have purchased this revolutionary software and are being diagnosed with its state of the art programming. The program works in many ways but we can only tell you one of the things it does; the doctor uses an interactive interface to help you diagnose your symptoms when you are feeling unhealthy. To properly use the "PC Doctor" you run the program and then tell the doctor your symptoms or any physical or emotional ailments you are experiencing. Submit your symptoms and the doctor then diagnoses them. After a few seconds the good doctor will break you the horrible news. Don't worry its always horrible. But if for whatever reason the news is good, you are one lucky fellow and your body will not be confiscated by the government for testing. In most cases though you will be so extremely sick that a biohazard unit will come and collect you and then take you to DrugCo's specially built quarantine building. Here is an example of a PC Doctor's diagnoses: As you can clearly see the person who entered these symptoms has Leprosy and is on there way to our quarantine building for testing. We have many satisfied customers who impulsively come back to gain more and more of our services all the while providing us with data to make our programs more efficient. We have had so much success it is almost as if there are subliminal messages in our software or our customers were brainwashed.