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Customer Service

DrugCo. Online DrugCo. Home The PC Doctor New Software EMail* Adam's Home *Email account is fictional

For people with technical support or other customer service needs you have come to the right place. Our technical support branch is online and ready to help you 24/7, thats twenty-four hours a week, seven months a year. We strive to be as vague as possible when you, our customers ask us questions about our company and programs. And no Mr. Berkhowsky, we are not creating a mutated drone army loyal to us alone! Anyways, back to business... Please feel free to submit any technical support questions below. Do not be alarmed if a black van pulls in across the street from your house within the next few minutes they are simply from Canada's Intelligence Agency (or the CIA). Don't worry though, they aren't there to monitor you, and they really are from Canada. Choose One: My hard drive was copied and then erased and my computer doesn't work now. I was diagnosed wrongly by the PC Doctor and there is a bunch of men in black suits outside of my house. My house was blown up by a black helicopter. I came home and my spouse was missing and the PC Doctor was running on the computer My children ordered the Dentist-in-a-box and are now pulling eachothers teeth out If you believe that your spouse and/or loved ones have been confiscated by our Men in Black and you have been contacted by aliens please seek help in the PC Doctor; in which case we will be on our way to reunite you with your spouse and/or loved ones within the hour In most of these cases you will be contacted personally by the "Smoking Man," our public relations guru, and placed in our quarantine building to await tests. We cannot help you with any of your problems we will just simply make you stop thinking about them. The only problem we can help you with is if a certain cuban dictator is on your back. In which case please fill out our complaint form located here.