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Dirty SMS • Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE. • Q: If a married woman is called Polo... The mint with a hole, then what's an unmarried woman called? A: Center Fresh. • Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A: A fridge does not moan when there is meat inside. • Text messaging is like a blowjob off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap! • Q: What's a birth control pill? A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy. • Wishing you a seductive & wondrful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated! |
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