| You knew it was coming: page 3 |
| Isn't that funny? (me) NO! (kristi) |
| Shes going to move on to bigger and better things (rachel) |
| Where are my nuts? (mom) |
| Dani, washing your bra should not be this much fun (mom) |
| However, you were quite dead (ms calchina) |
| I'll eat tomorrow (erica) |
| He gets paid to die! (me) |
| My philosiphy in life is "Be happy dead fish" (me) |
| Bob isn't a religion. It's a cult (me) |
| I am not your math slut (kristi) |
| I wasn't staring, I was gawking (me) |
| My hugs are aerobic (red robin) |
| Riots are fun, especially when i hold them (me) |
| It takes practice to whack yourself properly on the head (me) |
| Apply hat to head (me) |
| You can sing about dead fish if you want (me) |
| Will you make love with the wall? (me) Do I get a skittle? (casey) |
| Nixon was dishonest, manipulative . . . (ms calchina) In short, a good politician! (casey) |
| Milk is the real gateway drug (me) |
| My bicep is not a niple (dan) |
| You look like the headless horseman, but with a head (dani) |
| Actually, it was more like every two seconds (justin) |
| goodbye chickens and crabs |
| You blued me!! (dani) |
| You know, fuck you IN CHINESE (dani) |
| I'll see your duly and raise you a chimpanzee (me) |
| Keep throwing it against the cement until it turns to pixi stix powder, then pull out the stick (dani) |
| Desk, chair, duck, its all the same (kristi) |
| You'd think the autobon society would have a feather, but no -- they have the whole fuckin' bird! (casey) |
| It feels weird if you rub it against your tounge, err, the popsicle stick, not the jellyfish (PPG) |
| Have a nice life (funkychaos) |
| Have we gone beyond the bounds of reasonable dishonesty? (the cia) |
| I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead (woody allen) |
| I didn't say that I didn't say it. I said I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear (george romney) |
| Traditionally, most of australia's imports come from overseas (keppet enderbery) |
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| shut up turkey (tiff) |
| theres a man down there (tiff) |
| i can breath through my feet (tiff) |
| will you stop breathing already??? (me) |
| if its good for the environment its good for me (me) |
| drunk people are really nice . . . except for those angry ones (ben) |
| i know people who do that. well i dont know them, but i see them in movies (tiff) |
| pretty brain free (senson) |
| who needs a man if he cant draw pink flowers? (me) |
| just shut up and let her whack herself (me) |
| will you make love to the wall? (me) would i get a skittle? (casey) |
| it wasn't cheating. it was just unfairly gaining inside knowledge to get ahead (me) |
| i dont give a gold star to anything that cant properly use a pogo stick (me) |
| theres a big difference between stealing and borrowing without consent and no intent of return . . . right? (me) |
| If you're getting into hair, I'm getting old (dad) |
| What do you want? (justin) CHEESE!! (ben) |
| Daddy look, it's the elvis rapter (dani) |
| I bought underwear!! (tiff) <-- i swear i've never heard someone more excited about that |
| You really have no idea what you're talking about (mario) of course i dont (PPG) |
| That was the most tingly thing i've ever felt -- can i do it again? (me) |
| You're a wise worm (dylan) |
| He sounds like a ferret caught in a blender (dani) |
| I have une wallet in my butt (justin) |
| Yarn cannot be defective!!! (A&F's store manager) |
| If only it were cooler my nipples would be all stiff and prickley (justin) |