| Who says I'm a person? Some days I wonder if I'm a frog or a tarantula or a chirstmas tree (me) |
| Hey, do you guys wanna see how small I am (adam) |
| I'm a doctor and I prescribe fruit loops! (me) |
| Well, not if you're trying to light a room for a dead cat (me) |
| I like to spontaneously combust! (me) |
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| More of da' quotes |
| It's time to enter fruit loop ISP land! (senson) |
| "I'm a cow, I'm a cow! Smack my ass, smack my ass! Grope my udder, grope my udder! Lick my spots, lick my spots! Ring my bell, ring my bell!" (dani) |
| Well you are horny so I dont know. But you naked in the back of a VW wouldn't be the perfect graduation present for me . . . (benny) |
| The girl in the song enjoys fucking. Therefore she is horny. So if you were the girl you'd enjoy fucking . . . and you are horny (benny) |
| Hi! We just bought an overpriced hampster! (mommy) |
| Do pickles throw monkeys at you? (me) |
| I'm the famous Kristi (guess who . . ) |
| Casey is the Demon King of Pantyhose (red robin) |
| Chairperson Of Exiling All Who Violate The Rules I Haven't Told You Yet (kristi) |
| My dear, EVERYthing I say is funny! (black robin) |
| Now when I think of plate techtonics, I think of sheep! (me) |
| Whats a pilgram? (ms du) Oh! They came over on the cauliflower! (mike) |
| I have a Kristi named . . . (me) |
| I know a guy that can't help (kristi) |
| It's a dangerous thing; an italian with quiet shoes (senson) |
| I love me too! (me) |
| If you had two pickels, and put them in a time machine, what would happen? (mike) |
| I sit behind me (dennis) |
| It's time travel! Oh . . . wait, its travel time (me) |
| Am I a virgin strawberry daquiri? (me) |
| Actually, I just got really small for awhile (matt s) |
| I can bench press me (justin) |
| It's magical (kristi) Like my shirt!! (yazi) |
| I'm not a liar! I'm a thief (yazi) |
| I pity you, but I'm laughing on the inside (yazi) |
| Poison is your friend (casey) |
| If Antarctica wasn't so damn cold, you could make a summer resort (me) |
| I was very upset with the lack of liqour, bloodshed and alcohol (kate) |
| I'm not a stalker, I just followed her (yazi) |
| Ya know, I'd have notes coming out my ass if someone gave me the opportunity (me . . .) |
| The great cosmic nneehh (casey and lindsay) |
| If somebody threw an orange at your head . . . (mr. voss) |
| Yeah, but it takes 45 minutes to work (bunny . . . referencing midol) |
| Obviously you have her confused (dani) |
| Hold on one sec and I'll vibrate it for you (ben) |
| Girls, please try to keep the weirdness as half-mast (mr. hartman) |
| Lets go screw with your mother (justin) |
| Poor lil drowned puddy tat! (dani) |
| I say eat all the steak you want and scrape the plac out later! (mom) |
| 1-800-GO-CHARTER-AH-DAMN-I-GOT-SOMETHING IN MY EYE (jenna) |
| Ow, my foot! (lindsay) Sorry, i thought it was omar's (kenny) |
| Random mutations generally aren't good for you (senson) |
| This radioactive caseyonium pickle . . . (senson) |
| In the beginning, there was a sealed jar (senson) |
| Did you use a six inch ruler to measure the universe? (senson) |
| Mike the blackhole (senson) |
| Cheese fight!! (robin) |
| Wheres my dress? (mr bosco) |
| Casey is a book slut!! (me) |
| All this time travle is making me carsick (mike) |
| I would help you, but im not gonna (yazi) |
| I needa get a padded textbook so it makes a more comfortable hat (me) |
| Kristi thinks im crazy (me) No. well, yea . . . (kristi) |
| A chilhaua cat (me) |
| As long as we're talking about the british equivilent of baked goods (casey) |
| The voice in my head is talking to me in a british accent (kate) |
| Like sugar and-- (bosco) Leaches and salt!!!! (me) |
| When you enter a war you don't plan on losing, normally (dennis) |
| We've graduated from ziplock bags (me) |
| I want a strawberry scented car when i grow up (me) |
| World's best owner of a hand-made paper clip factory (my goal in life, inspired by dani) |
| I'll eat tomorrow (erica) |
| Its not about winning you dope, its about cheating and getting away with it (me) |
| I got the shit stung out of me by a gnarly gellfish! (some snowboarder dude) |
| You know your shirt is see-thru, right? (tristen) |
| I could make you this big and then put my dick through it (ben) |
| Don't touch my man!! (tiff) |
| "whats wrong" = what meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? (seventeen) |
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