| M' Quotes! |
| Okay, yeah . . . some of these were REALLY funny at the time, and if you were there they might seem funny to you, but out of context you might be goin' "WTF!?!" and if you read em for long enough you might start to understand me and my friends . . . or maybe not |
| I'll guard the cupcakes!! (SOMEONE had to guard them) |
| Poor lil wounded suicidal anorexic ducky.... |
| Was he a she-male duck? (Dani again durring the duck story. . .I replied yes) |
| He's molesting my shoes!!! |
| Theres not enough heads to go around |
| If I kick too high I'll fall over!! (me kicking really high) |
| "I have a headache!" (erica) "I have a pizza crust!!!" (me) |
| I'm Matt, and I like to blow stuff up |
| No |
| Due to technical difficulties, The Lord of the Rings was a dark movie (blaze) |
| And that was bad . . . 'cause he died (sara) |
| I still think running with scissors is more of a sport then car racing (Kristi) |
| When I think of the 1920's I think of the color yellow (me) |
| Im going to die (mike randomly said that durring class) |
| Friction is our friend |
| Fulcrums are evil (me) |
| If Sponge Bob is put on a lever and dipped in the ocean why isn't he crushed by the pressure . . . and is it easier to drown him if he is closer to the fulcrum (sensen trying to relate our stupid questions about sponge bob to science class) |
| What good are the pajamas if you can't swim? (sensen) |
| I don't need to know about naked Frodos!!! (me while casey and kate proceeded to talk about naked frodos) |
| I can see your nostrils (justin) |
| "Did you take your medication today?" (sensen) "Nope!! I took someone else's!!!" (me) |
| Shes gonna hurt the minorities? (ross) |
| "Kenny is satan!!" (me) "Kenny is satin?" (ross) |
| Can I smell your food? |
| I have no emotions toward the word scissors anymore (me) |
| If your hands are clean you can dip them in the pancake batter (claire) |
| Negative Ross |
| "Theres an infinite number" (mr. mitchel) "List them!" (mike) |
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| --"Fuck you" (us) --"Theres no need for that PureEvilGirl666" (the computer) --"Well how else will we procreate?" (us again) |
| You can't just point down there and then leave me hanging!! (ben said that, and it was really disturbing because i had just pointed at my shoe and walked away and then everyone else got other ideas . . .) |
| Oww, you just walked accross my boobs! (dani . . . you dont even want to know) |
| "She speaks good english" (my dad) "Shes american!" (everyone else in unison) |
| Look: it's a naturally occuring honey well! (my dad - do you even want to know???) |
| I am not a fly (dennis) |
| It is time to enter ISP land! (me) |
| I like orange bananas! (ally) |
| Teachers are cool, learning is fun **hysterical laughter** (mike) |
| "My touchee is warm" (amanda) "Ooooh, it is!" (maureen) |
| Pretty brain-free **hick laughter** (senson) |
| If i had $1 for each of my feet . . . I'd have $2 (yazi's sister) |
| "Blowing Elija" "ok, I don't even want to get into that" |
| IM me a lot so me duck will bounce!! (just dont even ask . . . ) |
| It depends on the level of possessiveness and the person being possessed (dani while we were talking about possessive personalities) |
| I want a one night stand without the sex! (dani . . . dont even ask) |
| You know, people might say I'm a necrophiliac . . . (justin, scaring the waiter) |
| Pot is good, it adds a little zest to the barbecued fetus's flavor!. (me, durring a debate about why we should legalize pot) |
| "You just had to rain on my parade, didn't you?" (kate) "yeah, lightning is good too" (me) |
| Can I go blow my nose? It's about to come out like a fire truck! (mike?) |
| J.J.'s Topless Swamp (dani) |
| Guys, I'm gonna have a hard time not touching myself tonight (Niki) |
| Your teacher is a sound byte machine! (nbc news guy) |
| Big words scare me. They have claws, and sharp teeth, and stomp on me (me) |
| When I grow up, I wanna live in a house with no walls (Yazi) |
| We have enough napkins to clean up a small army (me) |
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