SpriteDRL (6:59:28 PM): and being bored and pissed off
at the same time is a bad combo....
Pepper Lisse (6:59:29 PM): nor was he a woman
SpriteDRL (6:59:31 PM): Oh really????
Pepper Lisse (6:59:35 PM): yes, really
SpriteDRL (6:59:40 PM): Was he a she-male?
Pepper Lisse (6:59:42 PM): infact, he was a duck
Pepper Lisse (6:59:46 PM): not a shemale
SpriteDRL (6:59:55 PM): Was he a she-male duck???
Pepper Lisse (7:00:00 PM): yes, he was
Pepper Lisse (7:00:08 PM): a purple she-male duck
Pepper Lisse (7:00:22 PM): with a green bill
Pepper Lisse (7:00:26 PM): and orange feet
Pepper Lisse (7:00:35 PM): and red, blood shot eyes
SpriteDRL (7:00:46 PM): Was his green bill a 20, a 10, or
a 100??
Pepper Lisse (7:01:03 PM): none of the above
Pepper Lisse (7:01:06 PM): it was only a 5
Pepper Lisse (7:01:08 PM): :-\
SpriteDRL (7:01:17 PM): awwwww
Pepper Lisse (7:01:23 PM): and then, the he-girl
duck came along
SpriteDRL (7:01:24 PM): Poor lil ducky
Pepper Lisse (7:01:28 PM): and she was a gold digger
Pepper Lisse (7:01:37 PM): and she TOOK the
she-male's $5
SpriteDRL (7:01:43 PM): His bill?!?!?!
SpriteDRL (7:01:48 PM): How did he eat then????
Pepper Lisse (7:01:50 PM): yes, his bill
Pepper Lisse (7:01:56 PM): he didnt
Pepper Lisse (7:02:04 PM): he had an IV placed in
his ass
SpriteDRL (7:02:14 PM): Awwww, poor lil aneroxic
ducky....
Pepper Lisse (7:02:15 PM): and he was given liquid
suplements
SpriteDRL (7:02:27 PM): But, what about food???
Pepper Lisse (7:02:37 PM): occasionally, they'd give
him protein pills up the ass
SpriteDRL (7:02:40 PM): His ass?!?!?!?!!?!
Pepper Lisse (7:02:44 PM): yes, his ass
Pepper Lisse (7:02:51 PM): where else are they going
to put it?
SpriteDRL (7:02:52 PM): What sort of a story is this
anyways???
Pepper Lisse (7:02:58 PM): it gets happier
Pepper Lisse (7:03:01 PM): it has a happy ending
Pepper Lisse (7:03:07 PM): may i continue?
SpriteDRL (7:03:08 PM): Does he get a new bill???
Pepper Lisse (7:03:14 PM): let me finish the story
Pepper Lisse (7:03:17 PM): ANYWAYS
SpriteDRL (7:03:25 PM): Yes, cont. w/ the story
Pepper Lisse (7:03:34 PM): one day he was waddeling
off to the doctor's for his daily enema
Pepper Lisse (7:04:05 PM): and suddenly, in the road
he, he found a bottel of turpentine
Pepper Lisse (7:04:23 PM): he thought about
drinking it, but he realized he had not bill
SpriteDRL (7:04:28 PM): Oh no, not turpentine!!!!
Pepper Lisse (7:04:32 PM): hehe
SpriteDRL (7:04:39 PM): Poor lil suicidal aneroxic
ducky....
Pepper Lisse (7:04:42 PM): so, he decided to sell the
terpintine
Pepper Lisse (7:04:45 PM): hehe
Pepper Lisse (7:05:01 PM): he sold it to the bolemic
kangaroo who lived next door
Pepper Lisse (7:05:24 PM): she gave him an orange
platapus
Pepper Lisse (7:05:44 PM): he thought about eating
the platapus, but once again he remembered he
had no bill
Pepper Lisse (7:05:52 PM): so, he got a better idea
SpriteDRL (7:05:52 PM): Nasty!!!!!!
SpriteDRL (7:06:05 PM): He was gonna eat the orange
paltypus?!?!?!?!
SpriteDRL (7:06:42 PM): That's just wrong, it would be
like a person eatting a bitch!!!!!
Pepper Lisse (7:06:42 PM): he took super glue
remover (since everyone knows platapuses wear
their bills billd with super glue) and he applied
it tot the platapus's face
SpriteDRL (7:06:59 PM): He stole the platypus'
bill?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Pepper Lisse (7:07:04 PM): yes
Pepper Lisse (7:07:10 PM): then he tried to glue it
to his face
Pepper Lisse (7:07:21 PM): but it wouldnt work
because there was too much superglue remover
Pepper Lisse (7:07:30 PM): so he sat for awhile
thinking
Pepper Lisse (7:07:40 PM): finally he borrowed his
neighbor's stapler
Pepper Lisse (7:07:44 PM): the end
SpriteDRL (7:08:35 PM): Poor lil wounded suicidal
aneroxic ducky....
Pepper Lisse (7:08:40 PM): hehe
Pepper Lisse (7:08:44 PM): and a masochist
SpriteDRL (7:08:53 PM): poor lil bill-less orange
platypus....
