S*** Pizzas, Even S****er Times
The staff at the Pizza Hut which I work at have been amazed and bedazzled with some of these quotes which have been real-life scenarios as spoken by YOU - the CUSTOMER.
If you are a customer or potential customer for Pizza Hut, beware - as if you reconstruct any of these real-life scenarios, you will not be warmly welcomed.
What I Say
- Pizza Roach
WE DON'T NEED THIS OK!? IS IT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE ALCOHOL? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HAD IT IN YOU LIFE AT ALL IS IT? Rating - 4
2.When you have just placed an order into the computer system and the customer asks to change the order - COMPLETELY.
THANKYOU FOR USING MY TIME SO PRODUCTIVELY! Rating - 4
3. The slimy geezer who asks to taste the wine we have before he buys a bottle.
TRYING TO BE SOPHISTICATED SIR? Rating - 2
4. Customer asks to sit in the booth, however all booths are occupied. Customer then throws a tantrum asking why there isn't any free booths and storms out.
WERE YOU SPOILT AS A CHILD? YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE GIT? Rating - 3
5. When a stuck-up dufus asks for a medium-dry white wine without looking at the menu.
SAYING THINGS THAT AREN'T ON AND KEEPING THE MENU CLOSED, WILL GET YOU JACK-SHIT, PLUS ALSO, A MEDIUM-DRY WHITE WINE??? WE ARE NOT WINE LODGE! Rating - 3
6. Customers who say "Will I Like This?"
DO YOU KNOW ME? NO! SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I DON'T KNOW YOU EITHER, SO STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS. Rating - 5
7. Customers who say "Will I Eat This?"
JUST SHUT UP.... Rating - 5
8. "Do You Do Fries/Chips?"
McDONALDS NEXT DOOR LOVE. Rating - 5
9. Customers who try to blag free food. i.e:"You've missed my pizza mate" or "Where's my combo platter?"
GET LOST YOU SCAVAGING SCUM! Rating - 3
10. Customers who try to get discount saying that they are "regular customers"
CHEEKY GITS! GET OUT! Rating - 2
11. Customers who get annoyed when they can't have an "individual or medium stuff crust"
FIRSTLY I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, AND SECONDLY, READ THE GODDAM SMALL PRINT! Rating - Off The Fudgin' Scale!
BONUS FOR 11. Customer asks for an individual edge
GRRRR.... Rating - 1
12. Customers who ask for garlic/mayo/cheese dips
READ THE MENU! (NOT FORGETTING THE SMALL PRINT!) Rating - 4