Here on this page are a selection of customers chosen by myself and Pizza Slut Pedastool we feel are the dumbest indivudals ever to grace our workplace!
Pizza Hate Violations: 3
Details: Statements 11, BONUS FOR 11 and 33
Customer asks for an individual edge. It reads on the menu "medium and large sizes only"
He then asks for an individual pizza. I Say "Grand Pan or Italian Crust?" He then ignores my question and says "Stuffed Crust". It reads on the menu, "remember, Stuff Crust only comes in large!" Finally this customer tops this nomination off with "and I'll have a white wine spritser"
Case Number Two:
Pizza Hate Violations: 4
Details: Statements 9, 27, 33 and 38
This spanish guy comes in asking for a take-out. He orders a �10.99 value deal, I ask "anything else?" he declines and hands me his credit card. He signs then asks if he can do the 'famous' Pizza Hut take-away "Buy 1 get 2nd half price deal". "Of course i fudging can't!" I thought, "You've already paid and I ain't using my minimal maths skills for your skills of being an inferior dipstick!" Five minutes later, he says "Er...Can we eat-in instead?" I sit him down with his missus and child, then he tries to get a free eat-in kids meal because "kids eat free in September!" Now I'm pondering to myself "First of all you take-out, then you bother me about a take-out meal deal after you have paid. You then ask to eat-in and then try to recieve an eat-in meal deal when you were taking-out in the first place!" Ultimately, he says with a big-smile "do you do lager?"
I said "yes". His smile broadens, "Great! Can I have some San Miguel please....er....pint!"
(THIS IS MORE AN ANNOYANCE REALLY BUT HE IS IN THIS AWARD PAGE FOR BEING DUMB TO THE FACT THAT HE WAS ANNOYING ME ENORMOUSLY.)