These statements hardly ever come up. Usually they are only ever spoken of by one individual. Even though these may be rare, they are still an annoyance and if spoken, will not be tolerated by your fellow waiter/waitress
These statements are usually only said by one type of person, e.g: teachers, policemen, construction workers.
These statements wouldn't be so bad, if all of one type didn't say the exact same statements!
Depending on the weather (and other pointless things to do with these statements) these statements have a pretty good chance of coming out of the customer's mouth, but don't get your hopes up.
On a shift, these will most likely come up at least once. These statements are so common, that waiters are getting nightmares from them!
These are the ultimate sins. These statements I feel, should be thrown into Dante's Seventh Circle Of Hell. If you have to desperately (and I mean desperately), recite any of these statements to your waiter/waitress, make sure it isn't any of these, otherwise your waiter/waitress will not just be filling your drink with pepsi....
