2/15/02
Fuck you all! I'm tired of putting
in all this effort to have no one visit this page. Shit man.
I don't have anything to say.
So the above was just me venting. It appears that there has
been an enormous ammount of updates for our personal
add. Go check it out. Along with all the other funny
ass shit.
2/14/02
Today is valentines day, and
well I don't, and have never had a girlfirend, so lucky me. Also,
if any women out there are reading this and would like to change
that. I live in 4037 Mesa Road #102d. Its just that simple. I
sorta wish I had a valentine to buy crap for. Only so I could
buy crap for someone other than myself. But, then again I imagine
this holiday is worse on women than it is on me. I don't really
care it is just another day. If I did have a girl I would say,
"why must it be on one special day I show my love, why not
show it every day." But that is pretty used up. So today
I hope you all join me in the anti-capitalistic spirit by not
celbrating valentines day.
Oh well I almost forgot, but
I've decided to go 7 days in this main page for updates, not
four as of current. The reason for this being about you being
able to see the whole week.
Alright what is with this shit
in fucking socal. I went to a Foster Freeze, and it wasnt just
a foster's. It was attached to some fucking Pollo Loco. SHit
man I don't want the crazy chicken when I want my dipped ice
cream and hamburger. Also what is with the fucking green burrito
and carl's junior. This is bullshit. If a fast food restuarant,
is gonna be a fast food joint, then why the fuck are two different
ones put together. That is a bunch of bullshit.
So I had a thought. Norcal and
Socal should become two different states. Now the reason for
this is one they are very different. Second, they are both decided
democrate, and this would then give democrates more power in
the senate. Think about it. Senators are the same number no matter
the population of the state. Now this wouldn't affect our House
status and so this would be good.
2/13/02
Fucking A man, so I was on an
airplane around september almost october. This guy sitting across
from me was a head distributor for CompUSA, we where on SWA of
course because its a social democracy, and he told me that xp
was going to be big. I asked what the hell he was talking about
and he said Windows XP, and I said oh. So I get back to my dorm
room, and I call my dad and tell him that Microsoft is coming
out with a new version of windows and its going to be big he
should buy some stock in MSFT.
Sure enough my dad doesn't heed a word that I say. Well if you
click here
and look at microsoft. When I heard the thing from the CompUSA
guy it was at a low and well now its 15 points higher. Mother
fucker. This isn't the first time my dad has ignored a stock
tip from me. The last time was amazon.com and I told him to buy
(this was a few years ago) when it was around 40 points and that
in a few months to sell. Well 3 months after I told my dad to
buy sure enough amazon
was trading at 80 points a share. Damn i'm good.
Chris, the Arab, and myself
went to this elimidate thing they had on campus last night, and
while the elimidate thing was cool. Afterwards they had this
guy talk about what people want in love and all this and that
kinda crap. Unfortunatley he had all this religious undertone,
and I really hate that shit. I mean if your religious, that's
cool with me, but don't talk about it unless you come outright
and say it. Shit elimidate I was expecting no religious overtones,
but sure enough fucking Irivine.
So it appears that Abiscarra,
a crazy ass asian in my suite, wants to get a sugar
glider for his apartment next year. But he doesn't just want
to get the 5 inch common version. Oh no, he is gonna get the
20 incher so he can have sex with it. Now I asked would he get
a mail or a female. After some deep contemplation he decided
with the female because he didn't want people to think he was
gay, or had anything seriously wrong with him. I think he made
the right decision.
So everyone liked the link that
I posted yesterday that I made it part of my website, or was
that webpage? It is my understanding that what you are viewing
is a webpage, and that the collection of all my webpages constitutes
my website. I think Wedge
had something to say about this, but I'm not sure, well I am
actually quite sure, and well I bet you just don't care.
Also I noticed that traffic
did not reach my daily avaerage yesterday. In a rebuttal to that
I would like to say, WT FUCK MAN!!. What is wrong with you people
this page rocksors fatty ass. I hate all you people who are like
I went to your site its neat, and then you come back like once
a week, hell no that shit ain't gonna fly no more. You gotta
be coming her once a day at least, and I would suggest two, and
maybe three visits a day. Otherwise I'm just going to quit on
this shit.
The above paragraph was just
a rant that I will not add to the rants
page, and I have noticed I haven't ranted on anything in quite
a while. So I wrote a rant just about how it takes to much effort
to write rants. But seriously you people need to visit here more
often. I mean my number one sources for visits is people looking
for porn on the Geocities Members Page.
2/12/02
In case any of you missed the
glory that is the arab's total bathroom
trips for week
one and the subsequent analysis. You best get your ass over
here.
It is worth your time I guarantee it.
So I was in an AIM chat last
night, and well if you have never done one I highly recommend
you start. Well in the chat one of the guys said go to this link,
and well I did, and know I highly recommend that you do.
Also it is that time of the
week when I make the new supper sentence. So without further
ado, here it is ver. 3.14159.
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seven dwarfs, Aladdin and Jasmine and the carpet, make some sweet
nasty love, while smoking marijuana, crack, cocaine, hemp, weed,
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Shaft, Shaq, Carmen Electra, l337 Jesus, Banpresto faye, Harry
Potter, Frank Sinatra trying to sing John Lennon and Paul McCartney
with George Harrison and Ringo Starr sing Beatles songs, and
Osama Bin Laden all work for God, the Bible, and book of Buddha,
Morpheus, Audiogalaxy, Kazaa, Napster, Hotline, Sony, Neon Genesis
Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Dragonballz, Playboy playmate, Hustler,
Penthouse, Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition, CNN, Nintendo,
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Jennings, Bungie, Blizzard, Lucas Arts Star Wars Trek, and ESPN
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but without servebots, pikmin, or Pokemon, Digimon, free mp3
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on the GBA Game Boy Advance Color, Internet privacy, The Official
Ninja Homepage: REAL Ultimate Power, Beast Wars Transformers
GI Joe action Gundam Wing model kits, Charlton Heston celebrity
celebrities Black Hawk Down Divx DVD, NRA, World of Warcraft,
Diablo 2, Starcraft, Wolfenstein, Everquest, Ultima Online, Anarchy
Online, Dark Age of Camelot, Asheron's Call, eTrade, eBay, Castlevania
Sega Super Nintendo SNES Genesis Master System roms, and other
MMORPG beta tests including Secret of Legend of Mana Seiken Densetsu
RPG cliché list and enjoy sexy sexual sex with hot amateur
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enlargement even better than viagra, vitacreme, George Bush,
Bill Clinton, Vietnam, Christina Aguilera, World War Two, WW2,
or The Taliban of free erotic midget money because they are neither
homosexual Gamecube N64 pornography nor The Lord of The Rings
on a PS2 Playstation emulator warez playing Metal Gear Solid
and Super Smash Brothers: Melee for Dreamcast online stuffed
with an Islamic Megaman X maverick essay under spring break college
girls gone wild but it is all for not because there is no N'SYNC,
Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, O Town, Dream, Eden's Crush, Halo,
GTA3 Grand Theft Auto 3 FAQ, or even a Final Fantasy X walkthrough
in The Matrix exclusive contest review previews of Tomb Raider
Lara Croft nude patch codes, while Zelda, and Link, both go and
fight off the evil Gannon, who is a damn conservative, liberal,
evil bad ass, and likes to masturabate over lolita photos with
sweet and sour bippies, and bips, all the while watching pamela's
and tommy lee's home video, and all of this while civ and civilizations
1 2 and 3 all fall down and get lost forever, while a simulation
of transgender fetish sex takes place in Afghanistan, during
the super bowl, with the fbi, American flags and American airlines,
and nostradamus, and then they all get an mlfe, and the IRS audits
their taxes.
2/11/02
Exciting news everybody. We
have completed week one in a two week documentation in Ramy's
bathroom
journey's. I must say it is getting more exciting every day.
Infact none as in not a single one of you have e-mailed me a
inquiry to his progress or anything, but I don't care. So check
out Week
One and its anylization.
The personal
add, which has been getting neglected somewhat, now has one
new moron who has decided to respond to it. Also, a guy replied
to our reply. EIY! how I cry for the world's future. However
if there are two hot chicks who want a guy for a threesome I
live in 102D cumbre hall mesa court, UC
Irvine. Just incase.
I saw my dad today for the first
time in 6 weeks, that was exciting. Also I did my laundry, which
take a little bit of advice from me. Never use powder laundry
detergent because it can group up and get on your clothes, and
the second rule is to never wait two weeks to do laundry. You
end up having to much.
So the other day ramy made a
very profound statement which has graced it's way onto my quotes
page. Which leads me to an idea. If you want a quote of your
own listed on my page just send it to me via e-mail, and sure
enough I will put up on my site if I think it merits a posting.
Also, I was thinking that if
I decide to actually move over to the dotcom
like I always say I will. I was thinking that maybe I should
do a pictures page, and all the women who read my page, which
would be not many should send me naked pictures of themselves.
Along those lines, I could also see if anyone women wanted to
have sex with me and thus become famous by getting on my website.
See i'm just one of those idea guys. So if your a women and are
interested in either posing nude and letting me take pictures
of you, want to make a porno with me, or just want to have sex
with me and then have it posted on my website. Just drop me a
line and I'll see what I can.
2/10/02
Last night I did eventually
get to the party. It was not the Arabs fault. See he uses cingular,
and well down here in Irvine everyone and their cat uses cingular.
So when I called him, he did not have his phone turned off, rather
he just couldn't get service. In fact he just now got my message
that I left him, over 14 hours after I left the damn thing. So
I beg you all get Verizon or get AT&T. However an argument
could me made that Ramy shouldn't be using cingular and is a
moron for doing so and thus it is his fault. I'm more inclined
to the latter.
Not that any of you noticed,
but more importantly not that any of you cared. When I posted
this update. I forgot to take the fifth update and move it over
the previous updates page. Wow that could have been bad, but
I truly do not think it was. I mean the 19
people a day who read this site, do not give a shit. Also,
it appears that not a single person has said anything about me
going Piyonugget.com, so I have an answer for all of you, Go
to hell!.
So know what the fuck am I supposed
to do? I probably could call some people up, but shit that's
hella to effortful, the arab
was supposed to give me directions on how to get to a party,
but the moron has his cell-tel off. So what the fuck does that
accomplish.
OH shit our UCI
tennis team actually won something. Before this date they
had only scored 2 points all year. See in Collegiate tennis there
are 7 matches, each match worth 1 point, and our team had only
scored 2 points all year, all meets included.
Ah mother fucker. This is the
problem with UCI. It's the fucking weekend and there ain't nothing
to do. I mean I know that at least half of the halls here in
Mesa Court are populated. So if we had a fat Mesa Party every
saturday on the mesa court lawn it would be awesome. Get everyone
out of their room and mingle. Shit there are even some dorms
I haven't been in. So you know that means there are probably
girls I haven't meet yet, and then that corralates into the possiblity
of me getting laid and losin my virginity.
Because anyone who knows me knows i'm all about the pre-marital
sex.
Damn I don't know why i'm not
an MCC community programer. You know damn straight I'd be throwing
a ton of partys on the Mesa Lawn to get the shit going.
2/9/02
Tomarrow will mark the first
week of documentation of Ramy's
bathroom trips. I can't
wait to find out the total of how many shits and pisses the Egyptian has had in one week.
Its going to be glorious. I know you cannot even wait, and well
to be frankly neither can I.
So I want to create a forum
for my website, and well I need to learn some mad web designing
skills, and well I was talking to my Uni Stu T.A., and she informed
me that Arts 50 is a web design class. However, when you read
the course descripition in the UCI course catalog the you wouldn't
know the class was a webdesign class by looking at it. Wdge55
is having the same problems and it appears he has a class with
a similar description. See what I do for you the loyal reader
and fan. I'm gonna take a class for credit just so you can have
a forum that has no pop-up ads that you can swear in. I'm such
a nice guy.
I have found a very great site,
and well I need to share it with all of you, and especially all
those people who visit this webpage off of porn links. So go
visit Dolphinsex.org, I
must say it is pretty funny, and well very hilarious. I've also
added this page to the links
page.
Well I have a little bit of
a problem, and it seems that mine alomst represents wedge55's.
You see I have registered the domain name Piyonugget.com. Now
the only question is whether or not I should actually move this
webpage to piyonuuget.com, and get it hosted and all that jazzy
jazz. So to solve my problem I leave it up to you, the ever faithful
and loyal reader. Do you think that it would be in my best interest
to go .com? Do you think I would be wasting my money? Do you
think wtf, I was looking for porn and found this place? Well
no matter what you think, E-mail
me and we'll see what kind of resuslts I get infavor of moving,
or not moving.
Ramy went to the bathroom a
whoping 17 times the other day. And yet today he has almost completly
stopped or he hasn't been here. Either way we are almost at one
week of documentation. It will be glorius once we finish and
I can post the completed results, I think we might to another
one for a week and find out how long the average bathroom(the
image isn't updated) break is for him, then we can figure out
how much of his life will be spent on the can.
So Chris
went and bought an aquarium and got a filter and rocks and all
that good stuff. Then he goes to petco buys five 10 cent fish,
and as of right now he's down to 2 and it looks like one of them
is going to die. Jesus what kind of crap does Petco try and get
away with. I'm almost certain that the expose' we did back in
11th grade of why the pet store was right next to MickyD's was
correct. Humm Maybe i'll make a memoir out of that some day.
What I said earlier about combining
the rants
and essays
page might still go into action. I've realized that I have no
intentions on writing that many essays but I do like to rant
on things, or in other words shit out a paragraph and forget
about it. So don't be surprised if you log on here in a few days
and everything looks a little different.
2/8/02
How I am fearful of America.
So we are now at 25 or some ungodly number like that for the
personal
add. I mean this is sad that there are this many guys who
actually think two hot bi females are having trouble getting
a willing participant. Oh, well. So Chris
has started to reply
to these morons, and well I have posted the replies
he has sent, and also the replies
they have sent to the reply
we sent them. Sound confusing enough? Go check it out and you'll
see what I am talking about.
Other crazy things have been
going on. The Arab
made 17 bathroom trips last nite. Now i'm no scientist but I
think he has problems, other than being a fat egyptian.
I have
a midterm and a fellows students essay to review tonight so I'm
posting this a little earlier than normal. Also, the east on
the coast its tomarrow three days earlier than it is here on
the west coast. Since most my viewers are in the US, I should
update according to when it is tomarrow by hte earliest time
in the US. So I will from now on alwys try to post tomarrow at
9pm my time.
In case you were wondering what
the average terrorist looks like go here.
That should solve any problems for those of you who have been
safe-guarding your house and convient stores. This is a religious
parody, not something against middle easteners, it makes fun
of chrisitans. Unfortunatley Ramy the arab acted like most Americans
and did not look into what the link is, and got mad. Well its
not my fault.
On an unrelated our terrorist,
Ramy,
is up to his good ol normal self. He is at 1 for three at the
time of this posting. So let's wish him the best.
It appears that we have a basketball
game tonight and that our cheerleaders
will be in full force getting everyone nice and ready for some
release!
The personal
add is at 20 responses. Two of which are the same guy. So
that means there are 19 fucking morons out there. If you haven't
seen the add yet you should really take a look. These are the
type of people who live in america.
Oh boy you know what time it is. Supersentcen guaraunteed
to generate webtraffic if your in a search engine time. Damn
straight. So here it is supersentence ver. 3.1415
Disney with the little mermaid, seven dwarfs,
Aladdin and Jasmine and the carpet, make some sweet nasty love,
while smoking marijuana, crack, cocaine, hemp, weed, and sniffing
angle dust, and doping ecstasy, extasy, e, or ectasy, I noticed
that, Madonna, aaliya, kylie minoque, shakir, anma kournikova,
andrea thompson, mariah carey, Sarah Michele-Geller, Destiny's
child, Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Love-hewitt, Cameron Diaz, Liv
Tyler, Mandy Moore, Pink, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears free
hardcore XXX thong bikini photos, Pamela Anderson, communist
fascist socialist Hitler, barely legal Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy,
Samuel L. Jackson, Shaft, Shaq, Carmen Electra, l337 Jesus, Banpresto
faye, Harry Potter, Frank Sinatra trying to sing John Lennon
and Paul McCartney with George Harrison and Ringo Starr sing
Beatles songs, and Osama Bin Laden all work for God, the Bible,
and book of Buddha, Morpheus, Audiogalaxy, Kazaa, Napster, Hotline,
Sony, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Dragonballz, Playboy
playmate, Hustler, Penthouse, Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition,
CNN, Nintendo, The Big O hentai dickgirls bondage anime manga,
Squaresoft, Peter Jennings, Bungie, Blizzard, Lucas Arts Star
Wars Trek, and ESPN nude naked stripping Ally McBeal college
girl preteen high school football virgin cheerleaders, who are
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Pokemon, Digimon, free mp3 beer rape incest beastiality movies,
and farm animal sex, all on the GBA Game Boy Advance Color, Internet
privacy, The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL Ultimate Power, Beast
Wars Transformers GI Joe action Gundam Wing model kits, Charlton
Heston celebrity celebrities Black Hawk Down Divx DVD, NRA, World
of Warcraft, Diablo 2, Starcraft, Wolfenstein, Everquest, Ultima
Online, Anarchy Online, Dark Age of Camelot, Asheron's Call,
eTrade, eBay, Castlevania Sega Super Nintendo SNES Genesis Master
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while using their gay porn gambling casino gun Windows XP XBox
emulators which enlarge your penis enlargement even better than
viagra, vitacreme, George Bush, Bill Clinton, Vietnam, Christina
Aguilera, World War Two, WW2, or The Taliban of free erotic midget
money because they are neither homosexual Gamecube N64 pornography
nor The Lord of The Rings on a PS2 Playstation emulator warez
playing Metal Gear Solid and Super Smash Brothers: Melee for
Dreamcast online stuffed with an Islamic Megaman X maverick essay
under spring break college girls gone wild but it is all for
not because there is no N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees,
O Town, Dream, Eden's Crush, Halo, GTA3 Grand Theft Auto 3 FAQ,
or even a Final Fantasy X walkthrough in The Matrix exclusive
contest review previews of Tomb Raider Lara Croft nude patch
codes, while Zelda, and Link, both go and fight off the evil
Gannon, who is a damn conservative, liberal, evil bad ass, and
likes to masturabate over lolita photos with sweet and sour bippies,
and bips, all the while watching pamela's and tommy lee's home
video, and all of this while civ and civilizations 1 2 and 3
all fall down and get lost forever, while a simulation of transgender
fetish sex takes place in Afghanistan, during the super bowl,
with the fbi, American flags and American airlines, and nostradamus,
and then they all get an mlfe, and the IRS audits their taxes.
2/7/02
The goddamn Arab
got 4 dumps last night. Who the fuck takes 4 shits in one day.
Also, the Arab takes my fucking toothbrush (which is electric)
and uses it as a vibrator on himself. This is why we need stricter
immigration policy!!
We got another unsuspecting
fool on the personal
add, and I know its spelt wrong damn assholes who tell me
this, its so I can index it easier on my website. BAH! So I was
thinking not enough of you go to the MUPPETS
pages, and well you should, because they are great and glorious,
and while your their play with animals bandstand. Be sure to
put in Gonzo Star, you should like what you hear.
The rants
page which I did update, now has been updated to the website.
It includes two new rants which were part of the thinking that
goes on in our hall, and maybe another if I feel like it. Along
with our hall I bring up Ramy, who finally is back to himself
with more than two
shits a day.
Another foolish man has decided
to resposnd to our personal
add, and this time it is some old fat black guy. Which is
funny because his picture is posted and he's wearing a tuxedo.
It was brought to my attention
that everyone now has some form of atention deficiet disorder,
and because of this none of you are probably reading the essays
page. This got me to thinking, should I continue to write essays?
Or just focus on the Rants, and updates being my main sources
of content. This would somewhat follow Wedge's website, instead
of articles I would have rants,
but I would not have glory guides, and as the same I would shit
out things in the updates. However I have Memoirs,
books,
links,
movies,
music,
television
and a funny
ass shit page. Albeit most of them have little if no content
on them.
So I was talking with wedge
and the Idea of putting my quote, up on this webpage where I'm
quoted as saying "I've always been able to throw heavy things
far." and then link it to my home towns newspaper website.
Was a good idea, however it has my whole name all at once. Whish
is complete internet blasphemy, see I can refer to myself as
Piyonugget, Piyo, Nugget, or any variation of my full name, but
never as my whole name as a single entity. So I will never give
out the link. SORRY!! But I am on my own quotes
page now.
2/6/02
We just got one more unsuspecting
fool for the personal
add. This brings the total up to 18 guys who think there
are two girls who are bisexual that are hot, and need to go online
to find a guy. I cry when I think of the future, this blatant
stupidity must be what keeps capitalism
afloat.
So I am writing my essay for
my writing class, and sure enough the spell checker wants to
turn disempower into disembowel. Now i'm not a linguistic genius
but I do know that is kinda fucked up.
The Personal
Add has had two more response, and I hope you enjoy the desperate
fools posts.
I have
had some major rants
page updates, who thanks to Chris,
was made possible. Chris
also still thinks our housekeeper wants to have sex sex with
him because she put a porno on his desk. I have tried to tell
him that the porno was in the bathroom because some of the wankers
in our hall forgot to take it with them when they left. The housekeeper
then saw Chris'
room which was the only door open and put the porno there. However
Chris
feels it was because the cleaning lady wants to do the nasty
with him nonetheless. I try, but I fail, and sometimes it hurts.
I still have no idea how the
Arab
Ramy is able to piss so much in one day. The guy went pee
12 times on Monday. What the hell is that. He's 18, not 64, he
shouldn't have an enlarged
prostate.
Well I would personally like
to thank all the special little
people for making my website what it is today, and that is
one thing.
2/5/02
Jesus christ it smells like
rice! The Fucking Arab
went to the bathroom
14 times yesterday!! 14!! Who the fuck goes to the bathroom that
many times in one day.
As of the moment, Ramy
is up to 10 bathroom trips for the day. 2 for 8, now that is
a lot of pissing. I will have the final in the morning.
We just got another one, and
by that I mean one more reply to the personal
add, for a total of 13 honry guys who are morons. I mean
yeah I wish the add were real, but we all know that kind of shit
is fake, and if you don't know that your a moron.
On the nightly news with Tom
Brokaw on ABC, they did a think
on Enron,
and well they interviewed a professor from the UC-Irvine
Business School, damn straight baby. The story was marked
as taking place in L.A. too, so why didn't they use a UCLA
professor? Because they suck ass, and UCI
rocksors the fatty ass.
Also, the updates
page has two different months on it now, and that makes me hot
and heavy. How about yourself?
We got another response to the
Personal
add. And unrelatededly, It looks like Ramy
will be eating the 20 pcs of KFC. If he can eat all 20 pieces
in under 2 hours, he will make some $35. Now i'm not saying whether
or not he will but damn it will be funny either way. He's not
going to want to eat chicken for a while.
For those of you who might be
wondering why my last update had BIG FAT COCK written in the
middle of it. Well let me explain. See I called Wedge55
on the phone last night, and he was busy watching Fight
Club. It just so happened they were at the scene where Tyler
Derdin was talking about splicing porn into the movies. "Nobody
says they saw it, but they all know they did. A nice big cock."
So this gave me an idea. BIG FAT COCK, needed to me somewhere
in the update. I would have went with Nice big Cock but wedge
had already done it.
My friends website imreallyhigh.com
really fucking sucks, and I don't know why. It could be awesome
but somehow it has just turned into a massive flaming pile of
dogshit. What the F man. My website would be awesome if all the
content I get from my friends would actually get posted. We come
up with some Funny Ass Shit, but i'm to dumb to remember it and
post it online. As of right now, almost 8pm Ramy is only at his
quota, being a 2 for 3. So let's all hope he pulls through like
a champ.
2/4/02
So there are not any new personal
add responses for me to update, maybe later today. We'll
get some other unsuspecting fool, and have fun making fun of
him. On other funny ass shit news, Ramy
did finish the day at 4 for 4, with a 8 bathroom
trips total. That is a lot of shit and piss I tell ya, and he's
up to 3 trips for today. Man he sure is a trooper.
On an unrelated note, but somehow
in the same lines of context, there is a girl in one of my classes,
and i'll keep her nameless, who is hot. Now this is not something
surprising a school with a 17,000+ student enrollment will be
bound to give you a hot girl in a calls, but what is surprising
is this hot girl, likes football (she watched the super bowl),
is smart, and likes motor-cross(I think its ok, but i'm illustrating
my point). But she comes to college with a boyfriend, WT Fuck
man. I hate that, and it is now in my rants
page.
Here is the super sentence guaranteed
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or even a Final Fantasy X walkthrough in The Matrix exclusive
contest review previews of Tomb Raider Lara Croft nude patch
codes, while Zelda, and Link, both go and fight off the evil
Gannon, who is a damn conservative, liberal, evil bad ass, and
likes to masturabate over lolita photos with sweet and sour bippies,
and bips, all the while watching pamela's and tommy lee's home
video, and all of this while civ and civilizations 1 2 and 3
all fall down and get lost forever, while a simulation of transgender
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BIG FAT COCK!
Well we here in cumbre have
challanged Ramy to eat 20 pieces of KFC in under two hours. Minimum
to watch is two dollars. If you are interested fill out the form
below.
It appears as if I have found
a winner. yesterday was my biggest content booster of the day,
and was the best traffic day I have ever had. Over 30 different
people visited my website on the 3rd. Now that may not seem like
a lot of people to you, but to me that was almost twice the amount
of people that had vistied previously. I know however that I
can thank my friend Chris,
who helped in the
Personal add content, and in getting the word spread around.
It seems that all the people over in otero like seeing these
horny guys on yahoo pour their hearts out in hopes of scoring
with to hot ass chicks.
In continuation with Ramy, we
have the results for the first
day, and well he might go to the bathroom tonight but I think
he wont. The results can be viewed here.
Or if you are to lazy it looks like Ramy will go 3 for 4, meaning,
he has taken 3 dumps, and pissed 4 times, way above his minimum
quota, and were all proud of him for that. If this doesn't prove
we have to much time on our hands at college, then maybe this
will.
2/3/02
I just added Super
Bowl 36 proves the NFL is fake to the essay's
page, and it looks like Ramy
is ahead of his daily minimum with a three for three.
So there has been a few more
replies to the personal
add, that my friend posted on yahoo. And being the good person
I am I have posted them online. Now this is just the begining
of the funny ass shit that will be going up on this page. On
an unrelated note, Ramy(in
normal mode), is up to minimum,
which would be two dumps, and three pisses for the day, and were
only at 9pm so let's hope he gets some more. I'll definatley
keep you all posted.
Today marks the begining of
a great undertaking. Today, one of my suitemates, Ramy
Elsood(superhero mode), for the next two weeks, will be tracking
how many times he ventures off into the bathroom daily. He will
keep track of how many times he urinates, and shits, so we can
have a prjection for the rest of his life. Now, since most of
you might not know who Ramy(superhero
mode) is, Let's start off by saying he is an Egyptian camel
jocky, and food runs through him quicker than the Rams can score
a touchdown. Also Ramy(superhero
mode) is in the Quotes
page as saying, "You have to shit at least twice a day,
and piss three times a day as well." Now, we shall see if
Ramy(superhero
mode) practices what he preaches.
Also, today I have added a new
page. What this new page will be called I haven't decided yet.
But here
it is. It contains some funny as shit, including the personal
add my friend posted and the replies it has recieved. Some are
the same ones i've talked about others are totally new, and this
page is deffinatley going to be updated as we get replies to
post. Woo, I just figured out what to call it, I now have a new
feature to the website, the Funny
Ass Shit Page. It will contain things like the personal add
I talk about and which is link just up above. So let's hope this
turns out to bee a good idea, and since i'm in college i'm sure
this page cannot hurt.
Not much else for me to report,
other than this webpage is almost to big for a floppy disk now,
which is more exciting than eight, I can tell you that. This
coming weekend if I don't have too much studying to do. I will
be moving over to piyonugget.com,
and that should be hyper-sexy.
2/2/02
While in you college you have
plenty of time to do extraneous things that normally would never
even be thought of. For example take a look at this
(you have to be a yahoo member if you're not one become one
at yahoo.com). A fun little
game my friend is playing on yahoo personals they already have
over 3 replies in two days, and one of the guys is married.
So I have officially registered
Piyonugget.com, and
in a few days I will be switching out of the Hell that Geocities
is, and into my nice and new 50 megs of webspace. Also, when
I do finally make the move, all gloves are off. Geocities, has
some rules as to what can and cannot be posted on their webpages,
and I think that is a bunch of bull. Finally I will be able to
post Naked Pictures of my ass, and other genitalia. In addition
I will also be able to add pictures of me having sex with small
animals which has been requested repeatedly by my loyal fans.
But for now I will remain here
at geocities. In fact This is going up so early because I'm going
up to UCLA tonight to party
with my friend who I haven't seen in about half a year or so.
Which brings me to another point. I was in Soc of Migration today,
and the professor talked about how our social networks, and social
capital change. An example she used was how we don't hang out
witht he same people as we did in High School. Well I may not
hang out with these people like I used to. However, I do still
consider them apart of my social network. I just had to get that
off my Chest.
I am sure you have not noticed
and quite frankly you could care less, but Wedge's
new and sexy webpage hasn't
taken off like he and I originally hoped. But Wedge and I have
been learning the ins and outs of generating web traffic so when
I get my new page, and in combination of our efforst combined
we should get some mad traffic.
2/1/02
From what I have seen of the
new gaming systems, I am inclined to be infavor of the Xbox.
Now do not get me wrong, I am not saying the Xbox R0x0rs or that
the other system suck. But merely I am making a statements as
to what I feel as which of the new three gaming systems is good
at a mere glance of what I have seen. Now, the only reason why
I say this, is because I saw on Xbox, a game called trailblazer,
which was Tron, and that my friends beats all the other systems.
So I'm sitting around thinking
about funny things to put on my website, and it hits me, no one
except for Bryan Burnley, the smartest person I know and If I
am correct God, has read it along with my former English teacher,
and whoever it was that reviewed my UC application at Berkeley,
LA, Santa Barbara, and Santa Cruz. So since no one asked and
I felt obligeded, here it is. My personal
Statement.
I just read some of Wedge55's
old DORK club
episodes, and i'm impressed some of them are quite humorous,
and I genuienly recommend that you read some, as an included
bonus wedge has comments added in them that are very much after
the fact, and very humours as wel. ENJOY!,
also I have updated the rants
page.
Sunshine Biscuites, inc. is
one of the greatest companies ever. For those of you who don't
know they are the makers of the fine product Cheez-its, and i'm
certain they make other things. I am certain that if there was
ever a convincing reason to believe in a divinity it would be
Hot & Spicy Cheez-Its. So if you haven't tried them you damn
well better get your ass out to the store and have a box.
I bet you haven't noticed but
this site hasn't even been up for two weeks. Now that might not
seem like a long time, but it really is. Let me explain. All
the search engines get all their content from the Open Directory
Project. It can take anywhere from a day up to two weeks to get
listed on the Open Directory. Now if you add that in to how often
Search engines get the lasted version of the Open Directory,
it can take up to several months before your webpage can even
be found on a search engine.
This webpage is still at stage
one. I haven't been listed on the open directory yet. And there
is nothing I can do about it. It is a human ran machine, and
it takes a while. Now this presents a dilemma, I'm thinking of
going .com style, but how do I know it would be worth my while?
I think it is a good idea. Even though I don't really know whether
or not I'll ever get the traffic I want. But I don't really want
that much traffic, I just want about 100 uniques a day, which
Wedge was getting on his site before he messed around with the
super-sentence. When I do finally get listed on the search engines
then I will be able to achieve that goal.
So don't be suprised if you log onto this page this
weekend and all you see is a this page has been moved, page.
Because That's what i'm hoping I get.
