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For those of you who missed it, Super Bowl 36 (XXXVI) was won by none other than 16.5 point underdog Patriots. Now, for those of you who still believe that the National Football League is real, I bet you feel bamboozled now. Think about, we have operation enduring freedom going on currently. Fox kept showing live from Kandhar Afghanistan, and these military statistics. They (and I say they meaning the elites) could not afford for the PATRIOTS, see the hidden meaning there, to lose to some team like the Rams. The Patriots decided to be introduced as a team, a group; while the Rams were introduced as a bunch of individuals. The people who rig the NFL were trying to show that as a solid unit, with our minds not thinking for themselves leaving the decision making in the hands of a few, or doing the exact things that our coach tells us without questioning them. We can beat anything and overcome anything, or be huge underdogs in the biggest game of the season and beat the best team in the NFL. Now putting aside the NFL being fake, which I think is proved above. The NFL needs something new to add spice. It needs touchdown midgets (not my idea). There would be one touchdown midget per team, and every time there team scored a touchdown they, the midget, would do back flips and cartwheels, and all the funny midget things midgets can do. Also, during the halftime show, the midgets for the two teams competing would don some American gladiator joust style, and duel it out royally on some pedestals in mid field. I guarantee that if the XFL, would have had touchdown midgets it would still be around today. In addition, if the XFL had its cheerleaders be naked, but now that gets me started on a new point….
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