1/31/02
As I sometimes do, I have been
entertaining a thought in my mind, and that thought is should
I go .com? well this is where you the reader, or viewer, or consumer,
or however you view yourself come in. It is time for you to help
me, and I know I have helped you because I make this page, and
that is help in and of itself. So if you believe I should go
.com startup please send me an e-mail.
If you do not you can also send me an E-mail
or you could do nothing, and that would be fine enough.
I unlike Wedge
have not succumbed to the urge of giving into the temptation
of posting before it is the acutal date of my post. If you notice
he just so happens to be one day ahead of the date on his posts.
I mean this is fine if you want an easy gag, and way to make
up for slacking off sometime. But, if he were truly 1 day ahead,
would it be possible for penny-arcade to post his ideas before
he does, as he claims in the recent episode sent out. Also, since
none of you get the episodes, because I know my loyal fan base,
you really should go to Dorkclub.com,
and sign up to be a recipient of his newsletter.
If you notice in the paragraph
above, penny arcade is not a link. The reason for this is the
moron's at penny arcade decided to post on their main page that
they regretted seeing Requiem
For A Dream. Then they go and cite 4 different movies that
happen to be about things which are in Requiem
For A Dream's plot. It's funny how that such a bad movie
would be so complicated to require 4 movies to say what is ays.
Oh, wait that would mean Requiem
For A Dream is a good movie then. So if you hed what I say
don't ever visit penny arcade, because they are full of shit.
Also i'm not sure you've noticed
what time of the week it is but its is deffinatly a sexy supersentence
time, and we all know what that means, yes I've updated to supersentence
ver. 3.14.
But I have been thinking, first
and foremost, I am not listed on the open directory project yet.
Second, since I haven't been listed there, I am not listed on
Google, AOL search, lycos, or Yahoo.
So this got me to think, what is the point of the super-sentence,
if you can't search for anything in the super-sentence. I did
think of this solution. If I get on the open directory project,
and at that same instance the search engines happen to be reloading
the dierectory into their engine, and they just get at the "pi..."
I better have this page up to date. So I will. Do not worry.
This page will always be at its best. Which just means it will
be a piece of crap.
So without further delay here
is the super-sentence ver. 3.14:
While smoking marijuana, crack, cocaine, hemp,
weed, and sniffing angle dust, and doping ecstasy, extasy, e,
or ectasy, I noticed that, Sarah Michele-Geller, Destiny's child,
Mandy Moore, Pink, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears free hardcore
XXX thong bikini photos, Pamela Anderson, communist fascist socialist
Hitler, barely legal Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Samuel L. Jackson,
Shaft, Shaq, Carmen Electra, l337 Jesus, Banpresto faye, Harry
Potter, Frank Sinatra trying to sing John Lennon and Paul McCartney
with George Harrison and Ringo Starr sing Beatles songs, and
Osama Bin Laden all work for God, the Bible, Morpheus, Audiogalaxy,
Kazaa, Napster, Hotline, Sony, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy
Bebop, Dragonballz, Playboy playmate, Hustler, Penthouse, Sports
Illustrated Swim Suit edition CNN, Nintendo, The Big O hentai
dickgirls bondage anime manga, Squaresoft, Peter Jennings, Bungie,
Blizzard, Lucas Arts Star Wars Trek, and ESPN nude naked stripping
Ally McBeal college girl preteen high school football virgin
cheerleaders, who are girls next door, developing Korean, Japanese,
English, goat, and sheep Ragnarok pc video games for the Macintosh
imac ipod ibooks with cheats and hacks but without servebots,
pikmin, or Pokemon, Digimon, free mp3 beer rape incest beastiality
movies, and farm animal sex, all on the GBA Game Boy Advance
Color, Internet privacy, The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL Ultimate
Power, Beast Wars Transformers GI Joe action Gundam Wing model
kits, Charlton Heston celebrity celebrities Black Hawk Down Divx
DVD, NRA, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, Starcraft, Wolfenstein,
Everquest, Ultima Online, Anarchy Online, Dark Age of Camelot,
Asheron's Call, eTrade, eBay, Castlevania Sega Super Nintendo
SNES Genesis Master System roms, and other MMORPG beta tests
including Secret of Legend of Mana Seiken Densetsu RPG cliché
list and enjoy sexy sexual sex with hot amateur redhead ebony
lesbian teens while using their gay porn gambling casino gun
XBox emulators which enlarge your penis enlargement even better
than George Bush, Bill Clinton, Vietnam, Christina Aguilera,
World War Two, WW2, or The Taliban of free erotic midget money
because they are neither homosexual Gamecube N64 pornography
nor The Lord of The Rings on a PS2 Playstation emulator warez
playing Metal Gear Solid and Super Smash Brothers: Melee for
Dreamcast online stuffed with an Islamic Megaman X maverick essay
under spring break college girls gone wild but it is all for
not because there is no N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees,
O Town, Dream, Eden's Crush, Halo, GTA3 Grand Theft Auto 3 FAQ,
or even a Final Fantasy X walkthrough in The Matrix exclusive
contest review previews of Tomb Raider Lara Croft nude patch
codes, while Zelda, and Link, both go and fight off the evil
Gannon, who is a damn conservative, liberal, evil bad ass, and
likes to masturabate over lolita photos with sweet and sour bippies,
and bips, all the while watching pamela's and tommy lee's home
video, and all of this while civ and civilizations 1 2 and 3
all fall down and get lost forever, while a simulation of transgender
fetish sex takes place.
1/30/02
I have added another quote to
the quotes
page. So its mad sexy yo. Also a New Dork Club episode came out,
so you know what that means. And you guessed it a new spot for
me go check it out in the DORK
Club spots page. You shouldn't be dissapointed.
This webiste has almost been
up for two weeks, does that make you horny? It sure made me honry
when I realized that. Tuesdays are my worse days for class, and
I couldn't really update anything. I'll get some mad sexy shit
going on tonight. Don't you even worry about it you sexy ass.
But tomarrow I'll have some mad content to add. Don't you even
worry.
Big stuff is going to be going
on. It's just a matter of time. I still haven't gotten my webpage
listed on the search engines but when I do, oh boy mad sexy going
down.
1/29/02
Mad sexy updates in the Movies
page, I do a little bit of an analysis of Requiem
For a Dream, and almost nothing for Pi.
But I do put links on for their soundtracks, and the ability
to purchase the DvD's
if ya want. Which I'm not saying you should do, but I know that
I want to own certain movies, and I never get the chance to buy
them, and Amazon is cheaper than most stores, trust me I price
checked on it for ya. Sweet Bippie!!!
Well any day now I should be
getting listed on the big search engines. Nevertheless, I have
made an improvment to every single page, they all have the same
appearance as this one. The green and blue. Also I have mad signifigant
strides with the Memoirs
page. I would deffinatley check it out.
I have gotten some more suggestions,
and it seems that pictures of me having sex with small animals
would be greatly appreciated by much of my fan base, also, if
its still possible to get I have a great picture for you guys.
Which also means I'm probably going to go with a Pictures page,
and you all know that will be hyper sexy.
Its almost been two weeks since
the page has been up, are you excited? I sure know it makes me
horny.
1/28/02
I've updated, or added content you
could say, to the rants
page, and the some of the other pages, Don't forget to take a
gander at the Pi
page, it truly is glorious. Soon this site should be listed
on a few search engines, and then i'll get some motivation, and
you know what that means. Madd content will be a flying. Also
a new DORK club episode
should be coming out soon which will mean a spot
for me.
Other than that
not much else for today until I get some ideas. So keep at it
and have fun, and I still am waiting for at least someone to
send me some things
they would like to see changed or added on. I have recieved one,
but unfortunatley Geocities does not give enough space to put
up pictures of me having sex with small animals, sorry for that
one wedge.
1/27/02
Recently I downloaded the whole
Requiem for a Dream soundtrack, read all about it in the music
section. Yeah I thought about putting it in the movies section
but it is about the music, with only references to the movie.
Not about the movie with references to the music. So it earned
Music honors.
Well hopefully I will be getting
on the odp self-list directory site soon, and once that happens,
traffic here will increase, which in turn will motivate me to
write more. I have had some good stuff get churned out latley,
and I actually guess I have somewhat of a cult following. Or
in other words I have an, ok average of people daily reading
this page. I'm busily working on adding content as fast as I
can, and if you ever have anything you want added, well just
e-mail me, also if you have suggestions, or things you want added-on
which I find to be good ideas, feel free to e-mail me and we'll
converse about them. I do not want to betray my loyal fan base.
I've added a few Rants, and
the memoirs are working, and i'm working on adding more things.
I've been contemplating taking down the Essays page, but this
is all in my head. I've been catching major flak over my devoting
time to this webpage by people who know me. They feel that I
spend to much time working on it. Which I feel is incorrect,
because this page is all writing, and it can only help.
Also it is now time for the
super sentence which is guaranteed to generate web-traffic expecially
if you are on a search engine. Now this is my version which derived
originally from Wedge55's its ver 2.1267 beta
Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears free hardcore
XXX thong bikini photos, Pamela Anderson, communist fascist socialist
Hitler, barely legal Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Samuel L. Jackson,
Shaft, Shaq, Carmen Electra, l337 Jesus, Banpresto faye, Harry
Potter, Frank Sinatra trying to sing John Lennon and Paul McCartney
Beatles songs, and Osama Bin Laden all work for God, the Bible,
Morpheus, Kazaa, Napster, Hotline, Sony, Neon Genesis Evangelion,
Cowboy Bebop, Dragonball, Playboy, CNN, Nintendo, The Big O hentai
dickgirls bondage anime manga, Squaresoft, Peter Jennings, Bungie,
Blizzard, Lucas Arts Star Wars Trek, and ESPN nude naked stripping
Ally McBeal college girl preteen high school football virgin
cheerleaders developing Korean, Japanese, English, goat, and
sheep Ragnarok pc video games for the Macintosh imac ipod ibooks
with cheats and hacks but without servebots, pikmin, or Pokemon,
free mp3 beer rape incest beastiality movies on the GBA Game
Boy Advance Color, Internet privacy, The Official Ninja Homepage:
REAL Ultimate Power, Beast Wars Transformers GI Joe action Gundam
Wing model kits, Charlton Heston celebrity celebrities Black
Hawk Down Divx DVD, NRA, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, Starcraft,
Wolfenstein, Everquest, Ultima Online, Anarchy Online, Dark Age
of Camelot, Asheron's Call, eTrade, eBay, Castlevania Sega Super
Nintendo SNES Genesis Master System roms, and other MMORPG beta
tests including Secret of Legend of Mana Seiken Densetsu RPG
cliché list and enjoy sexy sexual sex with hot amateur
redhead ebony lesbian teens while using their gay porn gambling
casino gun XBox emulators which enlarge your penis enlargement
even better than George Bush, Bill Clinton, Vietnam, Christina
Aguilera, World War Two, WW2, or The Taliban of free erotic midget
money because they are neither homosexual Gamecube N64 pornography
nor The Lord of The Rings on a PS2 Playstation emulator warez
playing Metal Gear Solid and Super Smash Brothers: Melee for
Dreamcast online stuffed with an Islamic Megaman X maverick essay
under spring break college girls gone wild but it is all for
not because there is no N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees,
O Town, Dream, Eden's Crush, Halo, GTA3 Grand Theft Auto 3 FAQ,
or even a Final Fantasy X walkthrough in The Matrix exclusive
contest review previews of Tomb Raider Lara Croft nude patch
codes, while Zelda, and Link, both go and fight off the evil
Gannon, who is a damn conservative, liberal, evil bad ass, and
likes to masturabate over lolita photos with sweet and sour bippies,
and bips, all the while watching pamela's and tommy lee's home
video.
Now that is damn sexy!
1/26/02
I just reliazed
I don't have a PI
page, how shameful of me. Its in my damn screen name and I don't
even have a page dedicated to it. I'm horrible.
One of my friends
in my hall made it apparent to me last night while we were watching
television, that on my website I should have a TV
link. Now although I do not watch TV nearly as much as I used
to I occasionaly get a good show in here and there. So I agree
with him, it makes no sense for me to have the major forms of
media and not have television included. So I have added a TV link.
Massive ammounts
of updates have occured, I mean massive. I've edited the Memoirs
page, I've added a rant
or two. I made vast improvements on the movies
page, and every page finally has a title. I might soon work on
changing the layout of this page, but that could as well be a
pipe dream. Also, the links
page has had some editing applied to it as well.
I'm still waiting and wanting any suggestions
that you have. [email protected]
is the e-mail address, but I totally understand if you don't
feel like saying anything. I should learn how to get a voting
system up so you can just click around, rather than actually
having to type.
1/25/02
Hey there sexy
babe! I've updated the quotes page, so in effect it actually
has a few quotes.
Its insanely hot now. Also i've noticed that I have nothing on
this webpage about bippies, sweet bippies, or even sour bippies
for that matter. So my next big thing is to add mad sexyness
to the memoirs
page, and then add a sexy books
page with links to like amazon,
barns&noble or something
to that affect so you could if you wished buy the book(s) that
I discuss. See the book page makes sense, I already have a music,
and movies
page. So it makes perfectly good sense I add a books
page.
Now if you've
been clicking the tracker link the upper left corner of the webpage,
which I highly recommended if you have a site and don't a lame
ass counter which just shows how loser you are, and you happend
to be looking at how few people come to this page, and you have
compared it to the dorkclubs',
well have no fear. I haven't gotten listed on the search engines
yet, but in good time, in good time. Up to two weeks, which would
be about Feb. 5 at the latest traffic on this site will madly
pick up. And it will get mad sexy up in here.
I updated the
music
page. Now it actually has some content and I do mean just some.
So everything
is going great. I'm working on getting content up as fast as
I can, and soon great things will be coming. Especially from
DORK Club, and you will soon find out why. The super sentence
hasn't really taken effect yet, but i've only had the webpage
up for a few days and I'm not in some of the search engines.
I was thinking of adding some site add-ons. So here comes a big
part on you the reader.
What if anything would you like to see added
to the webpage. Guestbooks? Search engines? links on how to buy
shit (i.e. books I might mention or movies I talk about)? Some
pictures? Or would you like this to remain a site solely aboutwhat
goes on in my head? Or if you like, what would you like to see
changed? What do you like about the site? Well all of these questions
and anything you want to say to me can be sent to my e-mail address
at [email protected].
Don't hesitate to say what you want.
1/24/02
I've added a
memoirs
page so I can tell you about all the dumb shit Wedge55
and I did back in high school with all our stupid friends. It
shall be glorius.
Well, guess what ladies and gentlemen it has
been 1 week since this webpage has been in exisitance. Now if
that does not make you hot and sweaty I do not know what will.
To bad I do'nt save my web page as a work in progress then you
could see the vast improvements i've gone through. Oh, well.
Be sure to check out the rants
and links
and movies
because those are what i'm updating at quick rates. I haven't
a good ol fashioned essay
for a while but that will change once the weekend roles around.
1/23/02
I've added some
mad content to the Rants
page and the movies
page you should check it out also the links
page has a few more links in it. and I've added some neato things
here and there to improve the page on the overall scale. Time
to enjoy!
Well, the new
supersentence is out. Version 3.2, and this time it should develop
mad traffic for me. It is working great for Wedge
over at the DORK Club,
and if you have not visited there I suggest you do. So without
further ado I present to You the Super sentence designed to generate
web traffic version 3.2:
Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears free hardcore
XXX thong bikini photos, Pamela Anderson, communist fascist socialist
Hitler, barely legal Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, Samuel L. Jackson,
Shaft, Shaq, Carmen Electra, l337 Jesus, Banpresto faye, Harry
Potter, Frank Sinatra trying to sing John Lennon Beatles songs,
and Osama Bin Laden all work for God, the Bible, Morpheus, Kazaa,
Napster, Hotline, Sony, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop,
Dragonball, Playboy, CNN, Nintendo, The Big O hentai dickgirls
bondage anime manga, Squaresoft, Peter Jennings, Bungie, Blizzard,
Lucas Arts Star Wars Trek, and ESPN nude naked stripping Ally
McBeal college girl preteen high school football virgin cheerleaders
developing Korean, Japanese, English, goat, and sheep Ragnarok
pc video games for the Macintosh imac ipod ibooks with cheats
and hacks but without servebots, pikmin, or Pokemon, free mp3
beer rape incest beastiality movies on the GBA Game Boy Advance
Color, Internet privacy, The Official Ninja Homepage: REAL Ultimate
Power, Beast Wars Transformers GI Joe action Gundam Wing model
kits, Charlton Heston celebrity celebrities Black Hawk Down Divx
DVD, NRA, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, Starcraft, Wolfenstein,
Everquest, Ultima Online, Anarchy Online, Dark Age of Camelot,
Asheron's Call, eTrade, eBay, Castlevania Sega Super Nintendo
SNES Genesis Master System roms, and other MMORPG beta tests
including Secret of Legend of Mana Seiken Densetsu RPG cliché
list and enjoy sexy sexual sex with hot amateur redhead ebony
lesbian teens while using their gay porn gambling casino gun
XBox emulators which enlarge your penis enlargement even better
than George Bush, Bill Clinton, Vietnam, Christina Aguilera,
World War Two, WW2, or The Taliban of free erotic midget money
because they are neither homosexual Gamecube N64 pornography
nor The Lord of The Rings on a PS2 Playstation emulator warez
playing Metal Gear Solid and Super Smash Brothers: Melee for
Dreamcast online stuffed with an Islamic Megaman X maverick essay
under spring break college girls gone wild but it is all for
not because there is no N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees,
O Town, Dream, Eden's Crush, Halo, GTA3 Grand Theft Auto 3 FAQ,
or even a Final Fantasy X walkthrough in The Matrix exclusive
contest review previews of Tomb Raider Lara Croft nude patch
codes.
1/22/02
Well I have
changed to a new and improved rants page. The old rants page
was way to much like the essays page, and I thought this was
un-original and very dumb. Make the blackness of the rants and
the whiteness of the essays merge into just one big gray matter.
The way they were made no sense in keeping the pages seperate.
(you're probably seeing what's coming when I merge the two pages)
But for right now everything should be running at 99.9%.
EAR!
1/21/02
I guess you could say I got some desire, and
drive, or motivation, i've added to the rants
and essays
pages, and well now i've found some funny stuff to do. Go here translate and then
translate back, its fun.
I have been working on getting the webpage
full of content. I have run out of desire to write essays though.
So i'm dumbstruck as to what to do. Not only that but my school
work is starting to pile up, not because there is a lot of it
but because i'm just not doing it, and instead I sit around doing
nothing.
1/20/02
Just added Diabloii
map hacks to the rants
page.
So I have an idea for a program which will
automatically upload files for me. But, since I have no skills
whatsoever at programming and knowledge for that matter I will
forget this and never worry about it again. Hey I just uploaded
a Quotes
page. So check it out. I mean it is pretty much empty now.
Have no fear however, because I will get some momentum and add
some shit to it.
I have been adding as much content as fast
as I can. Sorry but i'm not a damn god. Despite what some women
may tell you.
I have made some major overhauls on certain
pages. You wont notice them since this page was broken for a
very long time and you could not view the pages to begin with.
So go rape a chicken and have some fun. Remember if you fuck
a goat at the edge of a cliff the goat will push back.
1/19/02
Well i've fixed some few minor things which
you propably haven't even noticed. and if that is true i'm doing
my job. I'm writing my essays and rants as fast as I can and
will probably have some good content for ya tomarrow. So just
keep jimmying some nuggs.
1/18/02
Well all the links should be
working now. All which is left is for me to start writing and
getting the content inside the page. Which will not take me to
long.
yo, nugg man, I just added some mad content
in the DORK
club spots and that would be my 3 spots which I have contributed
to the new letters, I Beat Superman's
Ass, George Harrison and His
Impact On the Life of a Jimmy, and The
Ingenuity of Learning