Now some of you might be thinking, "Hey, I thought RPG Survivor was Crystallis' show." or "Didn't Crystallis say he wasn't going to make RPG Survivor anymore?" Now some of you might be thinking, "Hey, I thought RPG Survivor was Crystallis' show." or "Didn't Crystallis say he wasn't going to make RPG Survivor anymore?"
Actually, nobody's thinking that. Cause nobody's watching!
*still stuck under the sign* PAIN, THE HORRIBLE PAIN!
Kupo, stop yelling. *gives Gogo morphine*
Precioussss *goes off into a dreamlike state*
Shut up Black, or it'll be a lake of fire, not just a fireball.
Agreed, now back to the explanation. I'm a rather big fan of Crystallis' works, and when RPG Survivor was retired, I asked Ramus to buy it, with the plan of remaking it a little and adding my own flavour to it. It cost some good mithril coins, but I have too many of those anyway.
Mithril coins that I'll be in charge of as the producer, kupo.
Yes yes, that is the producer Montblanc. He'll be the one in charge of spending all of the money I've earned in hard years of mercenary work.
Pink, don't forget about me.
Yes, that is Zoma, our half-demon, half-elven director. And the idiot behind the camera is a long defeated nemesis of mine, Black Wind. He is our technical manager since he does have a surprising amount of technical expertise.
I'm still not sure how you made me choose this over a thousand years of torture.
Goooooooogoooooo stunt douuuuuuuble and oddssss and ennnnnndssssss.
Yes, after the tournament I enlisted Gogo. He works for painkillers.
Okay, enough introductions for now. We'll lose ratings unless we get started. Black, roll the intro.
Rolling the intro...
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