Focusing on Tribal Council... Focusing on Tribal Council...
Alright, welcome to Tribal Council and stuff. Tonight someone will be going home. But first I'm going to ask five questions.
Three questions, kupo.
Quiet, I bought the show but not all of the jokes that went with it. Let's hope Ramus doesn't sue us. It will be five questions anyway. First, Vincent, how did you lift that big metal cage off of Dei without breaking a sweat?
Vampire strength.
Oh, right. Umm, second question. Yuffie, what were you thinking using a big spell like Beta to light a small fire.
Hey I would've used a normal fire spell, but I didn't think of bringing a fire materia and I wasn't gonna wait all day for the old coot to remember some wimpy spell.
Okay, next question, this is for Tao and Dei. Do you two feel threatened at all being the only non-Final Fantasy members of the Tribe?
Well I haven't really noticed that too much really. It's not like they're all from the same game, so I don't feel too threatened.
A good reply I suppose. Dei?
I've got a question for you first. Why is a pretty girl like you in all that bulky armor?
*twich* What did you say? *starts charging power*
Kupo, not good *runs a few metres away and hides behind a rock*
What are you talking about? That's obviously a man. Though why the long pink hair?
*double twitch* Did she just...*charges more power*
*both join Montblanc behind the rock*
Are you stupid? No man would have long pink hair, She's a woman
*all flee to behind the rock*
I AM AN IT! NEVER GENDERIZE ME! HYPER BEAM! *shoots a huge beam of energy at Yuffie and Dei*
*dodges the Hyper Beam*
*is hit by the Hyper Beam* MY BODY! MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BODY!
*everyone returns to their previous spots*
*casts Cure on Dei*
Kupo, maybe we should skip the other questions and start the voting.
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