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PARADISE ISLAND MILK COWS
AN BARN

Now milk is soooo importent 2 evrybody here on the island an without good fresh milk...we wouldnt have nothin 2 put on our cerial evry mornin...an mannnn...noooo ice cream 4 BILLY....hed just die!!! Course we gotta have butter 4 our popcorn or wed have 2 close the movie theater...EVVVVRYBODY would die with out our movie theater!!!

Course we gotta have COWS...LOTS OF COWS!!! An of course every mornin they gotta be fed an milked. Thats where our crak ranch hands come in. They get up evry mornin be4 daylight an make sure they are taken care of proper so evrybody on the island has plenty of milk an butter an ICE CREAM!!!


Good milken cows are importent 2 an we bring em in from all over the country 2 make sure only the best dairy stuff is given 2 all the peeps that live on Paradise Island. Matter of fact...PI is famous for all its cows an milk an butter an ICE CREAM. People from all over the world send special for Paradise Island dairy stuff an Billy an Ryan are rite proud that kids all over the world are gettin the best there is...RIGHT FROM PARADISE ISLAND.

Cows come in all different kinds an colors an sizes. Lotsa peeps get cows mixed up with cattle...well...there sorta the same...but when we talk about cows round here we mean milken cows...cattle we usually mean eatin cows or beef cows an like that. Course there all cows but sum are 4 eatin an sum are for milken. These here are milken cows. BILLY loves em both cause BILLYS a PIG an is allways eatin an drinkin LOTSA milk an eatin LOTSA ICE CREAM an of course BBQ!!!




NOW U SEEN AN KNOW ALL ABOUT OUR MILK COWS ON PARADISE ISLANDS
BBQ RANCH!!!

by Billy May 2000

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