2007 Regular Season Standings
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*Clinched Playoff Spot
Playoff Time: The Grand Finale was a real defensive struggle (read, a terrible game). Game MVP goes to the Tic-Tacs! Patrick Willis, who scored 21.40 points, to lead all scorers. The Turdies shit the bed and put up yet another season low score. Congrats to Deal, who now wants to be referenced as "The Champ".
Dave H. blows out Dougie in the Lottery Bowl. Hartke will pick first in the draft next year, Doug will pick second. Some names we should see available; Larry Johnson, Torry Holt, L. Maroney, Larry Fitzgerald.
Week 1 - Race for the Pedestal:
1. Fellatio Sensatio BYE 2. Pimp Juice Teezie BYE3. Turdburglars 86.21 vs. 6. Ford Tempos 76.98
4. The Dirty Needle 109.45 vs. 5. Butthole Tic Tacs! 116.58
Week 2 - Race for the Pedestal:
1. Fellatio Sensatio 63.57 vs. 5. Butthole Tic Tacs! 100.952. Pimp Juice Teezie 73.53 vs. 3. Turdburglars 79.83
2008 Grand Finale:
3. Turdburglars 63.57 vs. 5. Butthole Tic Tacs! 89.53Week 1 - Lottery Bowl:
7. Masterbating McGahees BYE 8. Smoke His Ass BYE9. Titties and Grudges 86.03 vs. 12. Cincy Jailbirds 74.85
10. The Human Dildo 93.70 vs. 11. Pure Nervous System 113.74
Week 2 - Lottery Bowl:
7. Master. McGahees 69.07 vs. 10. Pure Nervous Sys. 95.068. Smoke His Ass 125.27 vs. 9. Titties and Grudges 114.62
2008 Lottery Bowl:
8. Smoke His Ass 115.38 vs. 10. Pure Nervous Sys. 91.94