Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who's dick is thick and long
One who thinks before he speaks
When promises to call he wont wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when i spend his cash he wont be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind
Knows what to say when i ask "How big's my behind"
One who'll make love till my body's atwitching
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen
I pray that this man will love me no end
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
As i kneel and pray by my bed
I look at the idiot you sent me instead!
Amen
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