Well, kinda got screwed by the system last week...i didn't get the news i was expecting...but God sure does move in mysterious ways..when one door is closed another is open, just as Bob Marley said.
Oh here's a poem i wrote as a kid...i chatted online with my mom this morning and she reminded me about it..can u imagine this woman actually took a look at my website? Here's how that conversation went:
Mum: I didn't know you had a website
Me: um um um
Mum: Nice picture...so there was hope for u after all, you take after my side of the family
Me:..um um um
Mum: Milo is better than sex huh?
Me: Oh goodness..you're not supposed to be reading this
Mum: And who is this D'angelo person? Please tell me you've found yourself a boyfriend at last
Me: oh no..d'angelo is an artiste i really like
Mum: Oh!
Mum: Sex is not a dirty word in your vocabulary? Judi!!
Me: Well..erm...stop reading it!! its not meant for mothers to read!
Mum: You did what?
Me: What did i do?
Mum: Your car sticker? You mean you drive around with that on your truck?
Me: um um um
Mum: I cant read anymore...is that my picture?
Me: Yeah its you...i like that picture
Mum: Yeah its a nice picture of me...you're lucky u didnt put that other on of me there
Me: um um um....
Mum: So instead of finding yourself a husband this is what u spend your time doing?
Me: um um um
As you can see...um um um has all of a sudden become my favorite saying! It was kinda embarrasing to have her read all that...and then read some of the comments in the guestbook..so y'all better stop writing about pussies and doing the nasty..coz my mom is reading!
ok here's that poem i was going to write before i got sidetracked:
Gentlemen and ladies and bald headed babies,
i come before you to stand behind you to tell you of something of which i know nothing.
One fine day in the middle of the night
2 dead men began to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And went to rescue the 2 dead boys
if you dont believe my story's true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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