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What is:
- Greater that God,
- More evil that the devil,
- Poor people have it,
- Rich people need it,
- And if you eat it, you'll die?

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The answer - "Nothing"

God sends e-mail

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of theevil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His best angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When she returned she told God, "Yes, it is pretty bad on Earth, 95% bad and 5% good."

Well, He thought for a moment, then said "Maybe I had better send down a second angel, to get another point of view."

So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned she went to God and told him "Yes, the Earth is in decline, 95% bad and 5% good."

God decided that this was not good at all. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what that E-mail said????

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You didn't get one either, huh?

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