CORONATION POINT
I was just bimbling along , brain in neutral.
When all of a sudden, some bastard turned the lights on. Now lots of
people will say, that tracer is pretty impressive,
and is a wondrous sight to behold. But I'll tell you, people, when it's
coming towards you, and, you can see every one of them coming, Believe
me, it puts the shits right up you.!
Death is now staring you, right in the face.
Bodies fell over like skittles. Right/left/right. I went forward and down,
facedown. My chest and elbows, hit the ground. Then my face hit. It smashed
into the grass and mud, and, into the sheep shit. I tried to lift my head
up, and get my face out of the shit (literally).
I couldn't move, panic started to set in. I
used my elbows for leverage, I moved a little , then was face down again.
My God I'd been hit!! It was the only reasonable
explanation. But where?. I couldn't feel any pain, no holes. It's the shock
, my brain told me. You won't feel anything because of the shock, the pain
will hit you later. Right, I've got to find out where the wound is ,before
I lose what strength I've got. and I'm not able to move at all.I rolled
to my left, it wasn't easy. A couple of flies, buzzed past my head. I looked
up, to my right. It was like one of those cartoons, on TV. Where the gopher,
or Bugs bunny, digs a tunnel across the golf course greens. Little bits
of grass, and mud were leaping in the air just like on TV, amazing.
Then I saw my antenna, the top section, and
at least half of the next section, was stuck into the ground. That's why
I couldn't move!, stupid bastard. I hadn't been shot, it was the radio.
The smack I'd felt, that split second after I'd hit the deck ,was the weight
of the radio slamming into me.I giggled, chuffed to fuck. What now? That
was the
question. I looked back, to where the tracer
had been doing it's Bugs Bunny impersonations. Nobody was moving,
the tracer continued its sweep left.
Suddenly, one of the skittles, leapt up from
where he'd been lying, and started to zig-zag, bobbing, and weaving. I
willed him on , crazy bastard, you're going
to die, he jigged right, mad bastard, run for it. Yes...... I promised
to
myself if he makes fifteen metres, I'll get
up and go too. The tracer had stopped and switched. Homing in on him,
yellow /white flashes of light, slicing through
the still morning air. There still hadn't been any noise, up till now ,
just the flies. There did seem to be a lot of flies about though , it must
have been the sheep shit. Well, I thought . If he makes thirty meters,
I'll definitely go for it. While I'd been watching, I'd slid backwards,
(more like the reaction to the tracer), and managed to free my antenna.
The runner went down, the tracer was zooming
over his head. I stopped breathing. Everything stopped. I could
visualise the Argy gunner on tip toes, looking
over the breech, beyond the barrel, to see if he'd got one.
He hadn't. Skittle number one, was crawling
like hell, towards a fold in the ground. He rolled into the dip, and was
gone from sight. I was up, and lumbering forward.
Bodies were moving in a multitude of directions. One thoroughly pissed
off Argy machine-gunner, started up again. But it was like swatting at
a fly on a table top. And he'd missed! Now the air was thick with flies,
and he didn't know which one to go for. Not me! My brain screamed, not
me! pick somebody else. I was doing well, there was some thick yellow gorse,
ahead of me . The childish element had
re-entered my brain once again. The gorse
will hide you! go for the gorse. Don't be silly; it's sharp, and spiky
as
hell. I could hurt myself.
The radio. If I go in backwards, using the
weight of the radio in my Bergen, it'll take me right through the middle
of the gorse bush and out of sight. Yes. A fucking excellent idea. Let's
do it . I had actually managed, to build a bit of speed up, as it happened.
I suppose a little bit of adrenaline and a lot of fear does that to you.
I half leapt, semi
spun into the air, as I got close to the gorse.
I tried to hold my head up. But my back was arching. Like they used to
teach you at school. The Philsbury Flop high
jump technique, of the Seventies. It wasn't style. It was the weight of
the Radio in my Bergen, pulling me down. I
hit the gorse. I bounced. Then I bounced again. I thrashed my arms, and
legs. Nothing. I just thrashed. I lay there, like a stranded turtle, on
a posture sprung mattress. Bobbing up and down. The tracer, swung my way.
I did the only thing I could . I laughed. I couldn't do anything else.
I think the laughter was just changing to racking great sobs, cause I was
really starting to lose it. When the top branches snapped, and I fell through
the bush.
I reckon that the Argy machine gunner, must
have been laughing his bollocks off too. Cause he missed, and it all
went high, and over the top. Reality, had
set back in once more. I was yet again in the shit, (sheep of course).
The
soft stuff stank to high heaven, but the hardened
pellets dug into my knees. I was crawling along a tunnel
(obviously made by the local sheep), about
as fast as a man can, who has just tried to hide, behind a prominent
yellow gorse bush. From several hundred individuals
armed with a machine guns, which could demolish the
proverbial brick shithouse wall, in under
five minutes. What a dick. I just hoped none of the lads saw me, they'll
take the piss for a week, if they did.
I looked around, to see how many others had made it to safety, at the bottom of the steep incline, that was known as Darwin hill. After a quick check, I came to the conclusion, that there was only me. With my back to the hill, the sea was on my right, and nobody else. To my left, was where the bad men were , and that's an understatement. (Later described as poor little conscripts , who were mistreated and underfed. Not from where I had been sitting .) Perhaps they've already started up the hill, without me. Right, I thought nothing for it, I'll have to go up the hill. No cover after I leave here though ,could be a bit of a problem. Crawl. Now there's an idea, brilliant one, too. So, I started to crawl up the slope, armed with my radio, and my trusty 9mm Stirling Sub-Machine gun. After God only knows, how long, I noticed, I was getting quite near to the summit. Which meant, I was going to be seen, by just about everybody on the island. I would also, probably have to stand up. Quite honestly, I was fucking knackered. I stopped for a rest, and looked over to my right , from where, there was quite a lot of smoke, and on the wind, the sound of heavy small arms fire, to see who was there.
However, there wasn't anyone really close to me. In fact, checking the left flank, brought the same conclusion. I had at the bottom of the hill . I was on my own. Right .
I checked my mag, and made sure the breech
wasn't obstructed, got ready to get up, and do a one man assault, for the
top of the hill. Then, I had a better plan. I was on my own up here. At
least there were lots of people on the right flank. There was a hell of
a fire fight going on. I crawled off to my right, and started back down
the hill, towards the smoke, and the fire fight. If I was going to die,
I was not going to do it on my own. I wanted to at least, see a friendly
face. Some one I knew. I went off to find the lads.
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Death passed me by,
While his scythe of fiery lead,
Bony fingers plucked holes in mortal flesh,
He passed my by,
Jim Love THE THIRTY YARD DASH If he makes thirty yards
If he makes thirty yards
Go boy! go!
Then you're there.
You move so slow .
Jim Love
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