Month Five: Your CobraYour yoga teacher will tell you not to lie on your stomach anymore. You will be upset that you are no longer the stud of your yoga class. What is the point of living if yoga cannot be competitive? You will go home and mope in shavasana pose. Then you will masturbate because shavasana is so convenient for that. You will roll over into an awkward, one-armed cobra pose for one, last, on-your-stomach orgasm before it's too late.
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