Satan was upset that he couldn't get Tori, because that's really what we wanted all along. He stalked her at her sites, got to know her, and wanted her even more than he did in high school and college. He'd tried flirting the only way he knew how - by telling her that her pussy stinks, she's a whore, and then calling her family white trash. When that didn't work, he tried a new approach the summer she was pregnant with her second baby.
When Tori still worked at Taco Bell, Satan called her store to whisper to her, "I want to eat your pussy." He'd seen her at a bar recently before this, he yelled her name, and she didn't even look his way. She heard him and recognized his voice, and she didn't want to talk to him ever again.
When that didn't work, Satan called her at home and blocked the caller-id. He'd have females call her house and giggle when she'd pick up, so she'd think her husband was cheating on her. Unlucky for him, her husband would be smooth enough to have the women call only work and his cell. She posted that in her web journal, and no females called her house and giggled again. Because she had a former online friend with her unlisted home number who'd repeatedly e-mailed Satan and turned against her, she figured the random, blocked phone calls weren't coincidental.
Satan posed as a chick named Lisa who added Tori as a friend to her MSN IM service. Lisa pretended she thought Tori was a guy, but then she got all naughty with her. Lisa started off by telling Tori "It sure is fun to fuck other guys!" Tori said she wouldn't know - she didn't do that. Lisa wanted to know Tori's bra size, if she wore thongs, and if her pussy was shaved. Lisa said she was so horny she was wet, and Tori logged off. Tori also knew that the pic of a penis that a chick was holding uploaded to her site with the title "i_want_you_to_do_this_to_me" was shaved. When Lisa was all obsessed with shaving down there (because she said she was, too), Tori figured Satan had uploaded that pic and was Lisa.
Months later, Lisa and Tori talked again and Tori said she'd had her baby. Lisa wanted to know where her husband was again and if she lost her baby weight, then got even more naughty. When Lisa asked for a bra size, Tori asked if she was gay. Lisa was perplexed and didn't know how to respond, but then she went for it. She'd asked what Tori was wearing, if her feet were bare, and other random things. Then, she said she wanted to play with Tori and buy her presents. She got into more details, but Tori wouldn't give out her address like Lisa wanted. She wanted to meet that night to make out. Tori said, "You can't get me off - I need a man," and Lisa said, "Not if I get a hold of you!" Lisa kept denying she was a man, but Tori knew better. She'd chatted with plenty of people online, and no one wanted to get with her so much. Lisa's story didn't make sense. First, she said she'd looked at Tori's profile so she knew what she looked like. Then, Lisa said she prefered Tori as a blond. Then, she said she didn't know what Tori looked like. Tori left to get something to eat, she came back, and Lisa was gone. She wondered why. She also noticed it didn't take him any time at all to go pee. She knew it was because he was a guy, but he said it's because the bathroom was so close.
A week later, the two IMed again, and Lisa was really quiet. She typed "brb" and never came back. That's when Tori figured that Lisa was definately Satan, and he was now married. She figured he had a wife who walked in on him IMing. And then a friend of hers said that he married when she was pregnant with child two - she'd read it in the paper but forgot his wife's name. Like it matters! Satan doesn't even want to be monogamous with her anyway!
The last time Satan called Tori was 4 am the morning after his 10-year reunion. She *69ed and called him a few hours later, and he didn't even say "Hello?" when he answered. She did a few times before he hung up. She figured her name and number showed up on his caller-id, so he knew better than to talk. Too bad for him, she already knew it was him. He never called her again.