Tori = Mariah Carey
Van = Peter Facinelli
Emmy = Eminem
Crisse = Angelina Jolie
Karen = Madonna
Satan = Justin Timberlake
Ben = Ben Affleck
Steve = Kevin Richardson
Bitch Whore = Jennifer Lopez
Tori's co-workers = Backstreet Boys
Other Tori's friends = other random cool celebs
Satan's 1st X, Stacy = Amanda Williford
Satan's 2nd X, Melissa = Sarah Jo Martin
Satan's Pals = Loser celebs (Hilton sisters, Hillary Duff, Kelly Osborne, and Avril Lavigne)