Christina Livingston: ::Gasping for breath:: What the hell are you doing Jack?

Jack Valentine: I thought that I could practice some wrestling moves on you so I could get a little prepared for my match.

Christina Livingston: What do you want to do...kill me? Jack, your opponents are big, huge men...I'm a defenseless girl...you can't practice moves on me.

Jack Valentine: ::Grabbing her from behind and lifting her above his head:: You aren't a defenseless girl. I've seen you in the ring before, when you deliver that scisscor kick right to the other guys jaw, it's like you are a professional wrestler yourself.

Christina Livingston: ::After Jack tosses her down:: Damnit Jack, that one really hurt! Besides, I can't fight someone, I just sneak up behind them.

Jack Valentine: And you better be there at ringside with me on Sunday. I can't win against this vampire without you.

Christina Livingston: OK, first of all, where else would I be? I wouldn't miss the first Sunday Sabotage of the new PCW for the world, even if you weren't wrestling. And second, you CAN win without me. I've seen you do it before.

Jack Valentine: Well, the last time you didn't come to the ring with me I lost. Remember that? It was last Saturday night back in PWA. I was fighting TNT and Killer Kabowlski, and I lost to those two losers.

Christina Livingston: That wasn't my fault...that damn Scott Naket wouldn't let me down at ringside. And besides, you didn't really lose....TNT got a lucky cheap shot on you and held you down outside the ring until the last second before the countout. So you can still say that you have never been pinned.

Jack Valentine: That's right...Scott Naket...I'll get him back in this tournament, that is...if he makes it as far as I do. They better let you down at ringside in this match.

Christina Livingston: I don't see why they wouldn't. They want ratings, and what better girl in PCW could give them ratings than me.

Jack Valentine: That's true, you are the most beautiful woman in the world. But, they don't need you to get ratings, they have me now....the most beautiful man in the world and the greatest wrestler ever to step foot in a ring.

Christina Livingston: That's kind of cocky considering you were just crying about wrestling this guy.

Jack Valentine: Crying, I was never crying...I fear no one Christina.

::Christina pulls out a picture that she brought along for the trip of Vampir Nosferatu and shows it to Jack. Jack quickly jumps into the bathroom and closes the door behind him::

Christina Livingston: ::Laughing:: Sure you don't Jack...sure you don't.

Jack Valentine: I don't...I just got something in my eye...that's all.

Christina Livingston: Uh huh...and these are real. ::Referring to her breasts::

Jack Valentine: No, seriously, I got something in my eye.

Christina Livingston: Well is it out? I can come in and help you.

Jack Valentine: ::Quickly interrupting:: No...no...that's alright, I don't need any help.

Christina Livingston: OK Jack, I'll put the picture away.

::Jack comes out of the bathroom as soon as she says this, and walks over to sit on the bed::

Jack Valentine: Something was in my eye....that's it.

Christina Livingston: I don't know why you're so afraid of this guy. I mean, everybody has flaws Jack. All you've got to do is find Vampir's and use them to your advantage.

Jack Valentine: Are you even sure this guy has flaws? He is damn near perfect in every single one of his matches.

Christina Livingston: Yeah, every man eye know has a weak spot.

Jack Valentine: And where would that be?

Christina Livingston: Right here...

::Christina grabs Jack in his groin and squeezes as hard as she can. Jack pushes her off as quickly as possible and falls to the ground in pain::

Jack Valentine: ::In a high pitched voice:: Why...did...you...do...that?

Christina Livingston: I just wanted to show you how much I know about men. They can act like the strongest or most fearless guys on the planet, but when it all comes down to it, nothing can stop a blow to the crotch.

Jack Valentine: I don't think I'll ever be able to screw again.

Christina Livingston: Jack, that will never be a problem with me around.

::Jack goes to the refrigerator and pulls out some frozen peas. He puts them on his groinal area and...

YOUR CHOICE

Goes to lay down
Goes back to the cockpit to land the plane
Decides to make a snack