Choose Your Own Adventure
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ACK VALENTINE VISITS TRANSYLVANIA

YOU CHOSE TO MAKE A SNACK

::Jack becomes hungry after the long journey that he has endured so far, so he decides to make himself a snack::

Jack Valentine: Man Christina, I am so frickin' hungry. Do we have anything in this refrigerator besides ice cream and peas?

Christina Livingston: Yeah, go look in the food closet, I put a lot of food in there before we left.

::Jack walks over to the pantry, still pressing the bag of peas firmly to his groin::

Jack Valentine: Wow, look at all of this stuff!

::Jack pulls out boxes of Chocolate Chip Cookies and a bag of potato chips::

Jack Valentine: ::Munching on the food:: Mmm, this is good, want some?

Christina Livingston: No, I'm trying to lose weight...

Jack Valentine: Lose weight? You are already as skinny as a twig, have some.

Christina Livingston: Well, alright..

::She eats one potato chip from the bag::

Jack Valentine: Man, all of this eating helped out that pain a lot. I thought I would never be able to have sex again.

Christina Livingston: Want to go mess around right now?

::The plane starts to descend::

Jack Valentine: With my stamina, we don't have time. The plane's starting to descend, we've got to go land it manually.

FINAL PART

Land the airplane and continue the journey in Transylvania

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