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JACK VALENTINE VISITS TRANSYLVANIA
YOU CHOSE TO MAKE A SNACK
| ::Jack becomes hungry after the long journey
that he has endured so far, so he decides to make himself
a snack:: Jack Valentine: Man Christina, I am so frickin' hungry. Do we have anything in this refrigerator besides ice cream and peas? Christina Livingston: Yeah, go look in the food closet, I put a lot of food in there before we left. ::Jack walks over to the pantry, still pressing the bag of peas firmly to his groin:: Jack Valentine: Wow, look at all of this stuff! ::Jack pulls out boxes of Chocolate Chip Cookies and a bag of potato chips:: Jack Valentine: ::Munching on the food:: Mmm, this is good, want some? Christina Livingston: No, I'm trying to lose weight... Jack Valentine: Lose weight? You are already as skinny as a twig, have some. Christina Livingston: Well, alright.. ::She eats one potato chip from the bag:: Jack Valentine: Man, all of this eating helped out that pain a lot. I thought I would never be able to have sex again. Christina Livingston: Want to go mess around right now? ::The plane starts to descend:: Jack Valentine: With my stamina, we don't have time. The plane's starting to descend, we've got to go land it manually. FINAL PART |