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JACK VALENTINE VISITS TRANSYLVANIA
| ::The scene opens up at a small airport in
the outskirts of Jack Valentine's hometown of Chicago. It
is a very lousy day with an overcast covering the whole
area and a small drizzle trickling down from the skies
above. The camera pans outside to a small jet airliner in
the middle of the runway. It is all pink with a bright
red logo on the side entitled "The
Heartbreaker." We view the entire airplane as the
camera circles the craft, revealing a large "#1
Ladies' Man in Primetime Championship Wrestling"
written in cursive on the opposite side. Inside the
roaring machine Jack Valentine is in the driver's seat
accompanied on the right by his longtime girlfriend
Christina Livingston. Jack is wearing a pink leather
jacket with no shirt on underneath, skin-tight black
jeans and a pair of white boots on over the jeans.
Christina is wearing a light purple halter top with a
very short, tight, white mini-skirt and purple platforms.
Jack is talking to control center when we pick up on the
conversation:: Jack Valentine: Control Center...Heartbreaker requesting permission for takeoff, over. Control Center: Control Center here, Heartbreaker is affirmative for takeoff to northern Romania, Transylvania, over. Jack Valentine: Thank you center. ::Valentine grabs the throttle of the airplane and lunges it forward, causing the aircraft to thrust at an amazing speed. After traveling forward for a few seconds he pulls up on the joystick letting the plane coast up into the air. Up in the air, Jack and Christina begin talking about Jack's recent contract signing with the new PCW:: Jack Valentine: I told you we'd finally get to PCW baby, I told you! Christina Livingston: I knew it to, you always had it in you, it's always been your dream to make it to one of the big ones. Jack Valentine: I can't believe the bank gave me all of that money to buy this plane. Before I got signed to PCW, I couldn't even get a loan to buy breakfast. Christina Livingston: Can you imagine what it's going to be like when we get there? Jack Valentine: All of the fame, all of the money, all of the women... Christina Livingston: All of the women!??! Jack Valentine: Um...I mean winnin'...all of the winnin' Christina Livingston: I just hope the fans treat me right, they're not going to know what to do when they finally get a glimpse of these shibbies. Jack Valentine: They won't be getting a glimpse of anything, and I'll make sure of that. PCW fans are just too stupid to think that they could actually end up with a girl like you. Hell, none of the other wrestlers in this federation could even wind up with a girl like you. Christina Livingston: Nope, you're the only man that could satisfy my needs. You're tough, strong, handsome and a great wrestler. You aren't going to have any problem when you step into the ring with Vampir Nosferatu. ::At the sound of Vampir's name, Valentine begins to shake and he swerves the plane:: Jack Valentine: Don't say that! Christina Livingston: Say what? You're not afraid to wrestle Vampir....are you? Jack Valentine: ::With a terrified look in his eyes, trying to act tough:: No, no, of course not... Christina Livingston: Admit it, you are a little scared of the guy. You don't have to act tough in front of me. I mean, even if he wasn't a vampire, you'd still be a little frightened. After all, it is your first match in a real federation....it could make or break your career...there's nothing to worry about. Jack Valentine: Are you trying to scare me? The damn guy is going to sink is teeth into my neck, hell, I'm thinking about not even showing up for the match. Christina Livingston: Don't worry Jack, I'll be there at ringside with you. And if all goes like it did back in Tom Young's wrestling camp, I'll help you win. Jack Valentine: That's right, you are always there for me at the ring. Besides, once we get to Transylvania, we'll learn all we need to know about how vampires wrestle. Christina Livingston: You do know that Vampir Nosferatu isn't from Transylvania, right? Jack Valentine: Yeah, yeah...I know he's from Cuba, but all vampires wrestle alike...I assume. Christina Livingston: Who ever heard of a Cuban vampire that wrestles anyway? Jack Valentine: Not me for damn sure. Christina Livingston: ::Yawning:: Man, I'm tired.... ::Christina reclines in her black leather seat, causing her short skirt to come up even more. She closes her eyes and falls into a deep sleep. Jack glances over and begins to get tired himself:: Jack Valentine: Now you're making me tired. ::With that, Jack puts the plane in auto drive and reclines back in his chair as well. He slowly lowers his eyelids until they cover the dark brown eyes of Jack Valentine. He falls into a trance as well:: ::Jack and Christina finally awaken from there sleep, flying over the Atlantic Ocean/Europe border:: Jack Valentine: Wow, that nap really helped me out a lot. We've only got a few more hours left before we get there. Christina Livingston: Yeah, I'm really bored now...what do you want to do for the next few hours? Jack Valentine: I know one thing that we could do that's always fun... Christina Livingston: And what would that be? ::Jack whispers something in her ear and her eyes light up. Jack grabs her hand and they head behind the cabin curtain into a candlelit room with a rotating bed. It is decorated with pink sheets and a comforter with red hearts plastered all over it. Jack throws the beautiful Christina down on the bed and... YOUR CHOICE Falls asleep next
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