Christina Livingston: What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you wanted to do this.

Jack Valentine: Shhh...I'm trying to sleep.

::Christina puts her straps back on and leaves the room with a furious look on her face. Jack gets up wondering where she went::

Jack Valentine: What the hell was that all about? It'd be a damn miracle if I could figure that woman out.

::Jack lays his head down and turns on the TV. On it first is a Shaquille O'Neal Nestle Crunch commerical. Valentine flips through the channels until he finally comes across a PCW commerical. It is advertising the big World Title tournament and the Carnival of Carnage part 2. Jack is shown with a gigantic grin across his face as if he is thinking about what it will finally be like in a big federation.

He then reaches over and grabs a newspaper from under the bed. It has another advertisement for PCW, this time it says, "The Return" and has a picture of several top notch stars from the old PCW, including Vampir Nosferatu. The smile on Jack's face slowly turns into a small frown and he clenches tightly on a heart shaped pillow that is nearby. He opens the page up to see the scheduled matches for Sunday Sabotage. Jack looks at his name next to Vampir Nosferatu's and clenches the pillow even tighter. He jumps off of the bed and runs to go get his suitcase from the luggage compartment. He quickly snaps it open and pulls out a necklace made of all garlic. He puts it around his neck and takes a deep breath::

Jack Valentine: I hope this holds the damn vampire back when we get in the ring.

::Jack goes back and climbs into bed with the garlic still around his neck and the pillow clinched tightly in his strong wrists. He pulls the covers over his head like a little child. Flashlight in hand, he begins to read the newspaper article about the Sunday Sabotage matches. He notices that Vampir Nosferatu is favored to win by a lot. Just as he reads this Christina comes back in the room to talk to Jack again::

Christina Livingston: Hey, I was just thinking...do you know what Vampir's catchphrase is?

Jack Valentine: ::Jack slowly glances up at her:: No...what?

Christina Livingston: So it is written, so it shall be done...I wonder what that means.

Jack Valentine: ::Jack glares down at the newspaper with Vampir's name favored to win over his. Jack takes a big gulp:: I know what that means....I know exactly what that means.

Christina Livingston: What does it mean?

Jack Valentine: It means there is no chance in hell for me to win that match.

Christina Livingston: There's always a chance Jack. You are going to learn how the best vampires in the world wrestle in a few hours. Plus, I will distract the referee so you can cheat to win, as usual.

Jack Valentine: That's what I'm worried about...what if a chair doesn't hurt him? The guy crucifies people Christina...I don't want to die. I'm too young and too damn pretty.

Christina Livingston: ::Grabbing her own breasts:: That's right Jack, you are very pretty.

Jack Valentine: Not now Chris, I'm not in the mood.

Christina Livingston: Am I going to have to do it myself Jack?

::Jack doesn't pay any attention to what Christina is saying as he just stares blankly at the wall in front of him. Christina huffs and storms out of the room again and into the bathroom. She slams the door shut and then loud moaning noises are heard from behind the door and then finally an enormous scream. She walks out just seconds later with her hair in a mess and her skirt almost up to her breasts just covering her private area::

Christina Livingston: Aren't you just the least bit excited now? You just heard me have one of the best orgasms of my life. How about you and me give it a try now?

Jack Valentine: I've got to find some way out of that match.

Christina Livingston: Listen Jack! I'm fed up with you being a little girl. Stand up for yourself, stand up for me. You came to PCW to prove a point. You're a damn good wrestler Jack, I know it. All you've got to do is try and you'll succeed. He's just a man, like everyone else that you've wrestled. You can beat him!

Jack Valentine: Do you not know what I have gotten myself into? This guy is not a man. His eyes f*cking glow! What other person do you know whose eyes glow? I'm just going to quit PCW right now, I am in way over my head.

Christina Livingston: OK Jack, I didn't think it would have to come to this, but since you are being such a baby about fighting in this match, I am going to give you an ultimadum. You either fight in this match, or you never get to see these again.

::Christina lowers her top, revealing her large, soft nipples. Jack seems to completely forget about his match and he reaches his hands over to touch them, but Christina quickly puts her top back on::

Christina Livingston: No Jack, you don't get to see these again until you fight and win that match! I'll be there to help you but since you are such a little baby, I am going to have to teach you once and for all.

::Jack thinks long and hard about what he has to decide over. Either the most beautiful girl in the world's breasts or getting crucified by a vampire::

Jack Valentine: I guess getting my ass handed to will be worth it if I can play with those again.

Christina Livingston: Good, I thought you'd say that...now let's focus on that match so you can take one step closer to that PCW gold!

::Jack takes a look around and clinches tightly around his garlic, still in fear for the big match against Vampir Nosferatu. Christina pulls him out from under the covers and stands him on his feet. She puts in a tape of one of Vampir's old matches which she has handy. It is a tag match with Vampir/Darkstar against Brandi/Drummer from the last Tuesday Turmoil::

YOUR CHOICE

Watch the video
Run out of the room
Grab the tape and break it