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ACK VALENTINE VISITS TRANSYLVANIA

YOU CHOSE TO WATCH THE VIDEO

::As Christina puts in the video tape, Jack fixates his eyes on the television screen::

In the ring Drummer pounds away on Vampir.....then gets cut off with a knee to the gut as Star lays the sheet of glass on the ground behind him. Nosferatu then picks up Drummer and plants him with the CUBAN UPRISING THROUGH THE GLASS!!!!!

Dave:  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The crowd explodes.

The Crowd: PCW! PCW! PCW! PCW! PCW!

Quickly Vampir rolls into the Boston Crab portion of the move.....the ref calls for the bell.

THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH.....DARKSTAR AND VAMPIR NOSFERATU!!!!!

Dave: Drummer is hurt, can we get some EMT's?

Jeff: Hehe.....not done yet! Look!

Vampir releases Drummer as he sees Brandi getting to her feet slowly. Smiling beneath his skull mask, he advances on her.....

Jeff: KILL HER! KILL HER!

Dave: NO! NO!

Steven: BOCA! BOOOOOCA!

Brandi sees him coming and turns to run.....only to run into a smirking Darkstar! She bounces off him, turns around.....and gets caught by the neck by Nosferatu!

Jeff: GOTCHA!

Vampir quickly opens his mouth and brings it to her throat....

::Jack presses the stop button on the VCR::

Jack Valentine: There is absolutely no way I am getting in the ring with that guy, titties or no titties.

::Christina undoes her top again and presses her breasts against the chest of Jack. Jack reaches to touch them, but she stops him once again::

Christina Livingston: I've got to motivate you some how Jack, and if this is the only way to do it, then so be it.

Jack Valentine: But...

Christina Livingston: No buts about it Jack, you will never see these again if you don't get in the ring with Vampir.

Jack Valentine: Fine, but what exactly was I supposed to learn from that match?

Christina Livingston: Well, you see when Drummer was kicking the crap out of Vampir ::She rewinds the tape:: That just goes to show you that the vampire can be contained in some manner. You just can't let him get that cheap knee to your stomach. Always have your guard up at all times and show no mercy on him.

Jack Valentine: OK, now that I know all of that, can I touch them?

Christina Livingston: Absolutely not. And I'll tell you what, if you can pull off of the victory in this match Jack...I will give you one of the best...

::She whispers something into his ear::

Christina Livingston: ...that you've ever had.

Jack Valentine: You'll still help me win though?

Christina Livingston: Of course, I like giving those every now and again.

::Jack and Christina begin analyzing the match for weakspots of Vampir Nosferatu, but they can't seem to find many. Vampir completely dominated the entire match. Christina then points out weak points in Vampir's wrestling moves that can't be seen unless it has been watched over and over again. She sees that the only time Vampir was in any trouble is when he was in the ring::

Christina Livingston: That is the key Jack...keep him in the ring. Once he gets outside of the ring, you won't stand a chance. I don't even know if I can hold him off for too long, you saw how he threw Brandi straight to the mat and she is stronger than I am.

Jack Valentine: OK, so I have to keep my guard up, show no mercy and stay in the ring....is that all?

Christina Livingston: The way I see it, is that this guy isn't going to go down without something other than a human hitting him. So me or you will have to distract the referee and one of us will have to hit him with a chair or something like that.

Jack Valentine: Sounds good, hopefully we don't get caught.

Christina Livingston: I am too damn sneaky to get caught.

::Jack glances over at the cockpit sees that the plane is starting to descend::

Jack Valentine: We better get back in the cockpit so I can take over manually.

FINAL PART

Land the airplane and continue the journey in Transylvania

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