This page is designed to... wait... if I sit there and seriously tell you the page is... hahahahaha... designed to make you laugh, it wouldn't be to funny, would it, LOL!!!
Ok, I have removed the nitrous oxide mask from my face now and found a hypnotist. He is telling me, "watch this watch swing back and forth on the pendulum... veeery good... you are not insane, so stop acting like it... you are not typing on AOL... so what is with all of the ellipses and LOL's... STOP IT RIGHT NOW."
All better, I think. Now we can be off and about to the very serious business of laughing our ass off. Yes, everything is going well again and life is sweet. Woohoo!
To begin with, I must link you to my infamous, incredible, incredulous, and instoppable masterpiece of old. Long ago you may have already perused across it once with your weary, distracted, cynical eyes, and it has of course brought to them a glimmer of excitement and pleasure. How good it feels that I am making the world a better place so. Read the indubitable game parody by the Russian grandmaster.
And for our next act, a guest humorist. Frankly, I doubt that anyone can be so uncannily and unnervingly and unrepentingly unrelenting with their unending and unquestionably funny unrealism as I, but a challenger has arisen. Actually, it is well worth reading, so click on this link now.
What?? You didn't click on it? How about this one which will be harder for your unseeing eyes to brush so haplessly by?!!
Ok, thanks for visiting, y'all come back now, 'cause I got more stuff on the burner real soon.
Next attraction: The crappiest openings you ever saw.