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Paul's Virtual Home |
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Hello there, web surfer person. I'm happy that you've decided to visit my site. You're welcome to browse around. Just don't mess anything up. |
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Learn a little bit about me. |
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Paul's Bar. se here parts. |
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Enter the Eerie Kinda-Twilight-Zone-ish-experience here. What weirdness will you find? Enter and find out! |
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Girls of Baywatch Hawaii Page. |
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Paul's Shop. |
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Arts & Entertainment. site. |
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SURVIVOR. |
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Archive Page. |
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Paul's Bulletin Board |
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Personals Section |
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Stuff for Sale |
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FOR SALE: Snow from Seattle! Well, actually it's scrapped from my freezer. Serious offers only.
FOR SALE: Hair from my shower drain. Great as a treat for the kids on Christmas!
FOR SALE: Contents of my vacuum cleaner's bag. What treasures will you find within? Buy it and find out! |
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Have You Been Bad All Year? I've never been good and yet I still get Christmas presents. Why? Because I write great letters to Santa! Let me write yours! Cheap!
Elf Seeks Anyone. Do you know how tough it is to find companionship when you're three-feet tall, have pointy ears, and always wear green clothes (including stupid, pointy shoes)? Serious offers only. Sorry, no reindeer. That includes you, Rudolph, because it's over. Live with it and stop bugging me. And I know it's you outside my place at night. Gee, I wonder how I know... |
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I still don't know what the hell this site is suppose to be about. |
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Want to express outrage about this site? Email me via the Complaint Department. |
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This site is now 98% commercial-free. I've taken the ads out and moved them to their own page. If you want to help the children by visiting my sponsors, click on Bill Gates is Satan. |
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WARNUNG! VERBOTEN!
Do not, under any circumstances, click the un-Christmas-like, smoking skull that's wearing sunglasses below. |
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Warning: This site is under constant construction. Also, prolonged exposure can cause uncontrollable flatulence. |
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