Paul's Shop
e-shopping @ its best!

Buy stuff from my place.� Things that will be constant reminders of me.� These are things you'll cherish forever!� And it's easy to do!�

FIRST:� Pick what you want.
THEN:� Click on the button beside the item.
LASTLY:� Go to the check out.
It's that easy!

STUFF TO BUY:

Clump of hair from my shower drain --- mainly from head region.

Used Kleenex tissue --- heavily boogered.

Lint from my dryer --- may include meat by-products.

Dust bunnies from beneath my bed --- family of four.

Toilet bowl scrappings --- pending FDA approval.

Fingernail clippings --- encrusted with unidentifiable residue.

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