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This is the old news section, where you can read all the crappy news and 'updates' we have posted. I have no idea why you would want to, but just in the off-chance that you do, here it is! Pure quality, 100% low-fat, non-dairy, no-animals-harmed-in-the-making-of, crap.
- 1/2/03 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Took down all the link's for the GBA page since it re-directed you to about 50 porn sites. I could not let our fellow followers fall upon such smut. It is degrading towards women. Unless it is two of them getting it on, then its good, everything else is horrible satan worshipping smut. You can all thank me for saving your soul from an eternal life in the pits of hell.
- 01/11/03 -
: : Paragon : :
My first experience with playstation emulation was not pleasant. Polygons and textures took on lives of their own and flashed all over the screen, the music switched between demonic screeching and something similar to what fifty 6 month old babies might sound like if thrown into a pit of lava, and the sound effects were equally disgusting. As soon as I started up the emulator, things got even worse. Luckily, I recently gave it a second chance the other day, and was pleasantly surprised. Games actually seemed to work in a manner consistent with their intended presentations. So if you're interested in playing playstation games on your computer, I point you here: NextGen Emu. I suggest only using ePSXe. I would upload FFIX too, if it didn't take up 2 1/2 GB of precious, precious space.
- 1/2/03 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
I fixed 7th saga. So now you all can download it since you probably don't have anyhting better to do or you wouldn't be here. MUHAHAHAHAHA..ha...damn I suck.
- 12/30/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Just to let most of you know, 7th Saga is currently down, something about it being corrupt. I will try to find a new one.
- 12/14/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Not really an update, more of a heads up. Since Homer's GBA Site was taken down once more we are trying to think of ideas of what to put on that page instead. So far Homer has said porn or some sort of poll. And since Geo. is all anal about porn that site won't last just like the GBA. E-mail me on your idea of what to put up next, besides porn you horney monkey spankers.
- 12/05/02 -
: : Paragon : :
The gameboy advance page was removed, just as I predicted, though it took longer than I initially suspected. I word of warning. Do not even attempt playing 7th Saga 2 unless you are fluent in japanese. The game is overly complicated with all kind of meaningless interactions that make no sense unless you can read and understand what the hell is going on. That is all.
- 12/02/02 -
: : Homer : :
Hmmm...I am not sure why the Gameboy Advance page was shut down but rest assure that something more illegal will replace it soon...probably later...or most likely never. I think I'll put up a vote so all the vistors can interact with this site. What...?Fun!? Ummm... yeah whatever. Anyhow, I uploaded a requested rom, 7th Saga 2, to the Snes page. It is still in Japanese but the requester did not mind and I did not care.
- 12/01/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Well Gameboy Advance page is down. And I just got done talking to Homer and he will be putting a rom up. Now which one I do not know. And I think I will update my Daily Laugh which has become the "Whenever the hell I feel like putting something on this page Laugh" Yet that is too long so it will stay the same.
- 11/12/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Slash sent me a GBA rom but I don't know when I will post it, based on my schedule the closest day to do it is sat. But it is a new game so I dont think it should matter too much, plus I have to figure out how to break it up and all the other fun stuff dealing with posting a GBA rom.
- 11/07/02 -
: : Paragon : :
And now for something... completely different. Well, it is actually not that different, because I've done it many times in the past. I have updated the Bad Magic Cards page. An onslaught of new crappy cards awaits you! Also, I will soon be executed for that bad pun, that I am now going to refuse to apologize for.
- 11/02/02 -
: : Homer : :
Argh dumb turnovers...Well, I've posted a little preview of Doom III in the Daily Laugh page. The screenshots are from the demo that debut at the E3. A sad haiku...


Turnovers are dumb
The Buffs fumbled and threw picks
Sooners were lucky
- 10/30/02 -
: : Homer : :
Why am I still awake? Oh well, three new GBA roms are brought to you by insomnia. Tactic Ogre, Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance, and Metroid Fusion are now available for you to leech. Haiku for your leeching ass also...


Walking down the street
I see a nice little cloud
Wait, that is just smog
- 10/23/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I've provided an extensive preview of Final Fantasy X-2 in the Daily Laugh page. I may upload some more games soon. Soon meaning eventually, and eventually being the operative word. Also, here is another haiku!


Cradles in treetops
Are very dangerously placed
If you like babies
- 10/21/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
An update on the hockey league. I am once again back in first place. With the computer generated team in second, the Oddysey in third, and Paragon's team dead last.
- 10/21/02 -
: : Homer : :
Ever wonder what Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Odin, Zeus, Ra, God, and so on actually mean? Well here is your chance to find out. J.E.S.U.S.Yeah it grows thin after awhile but maybe that is just my short attention span.
- 10/20/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
I no longer like Alyssa Milano for she has decided to go out with that anal juice Justin Timberlake. The guy is a total loser, except for the millions of dollars and tons of adoring fans. Bastard. He will pay for taking my beatiful Alyssa, but it does not matter, for I am now infactuated with Avril Lavigne. For she is the model of perfection. But on to the ROMS. I have for you--Sunset Riders--. Sounds like a porno doesn't it, but its actually a fun game.
- 10/20/02 -
: : Homer : :
We must all bow down before the the Golden Idols...hey at least they weren't the Golden Calfs, or something like that. First off, Nicole Kidman like Paragon mentioned before is not a slut unlike some movie stars...Alyssa Milano...Now about the hockey league. I axed Tommy Salo a goalie of Edmonton because he is sucking it up with a 1 and 3 record. My "star" goalie, Evgeni Nobokov, I'ved noticed is a greedy cad. He is trying to be rich like a nazi, so if you watch either play, boo and throw stuff at them. Lastly I have also writted some Haikus

Brian can't go long
When he does, it is picked off
Griese should throw deep

We have tons of roms
Some of them are illegal
Download warez instead

Morons are funny
Texas is full of morons
Bush is from Texas
- 10/20/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Thought I should jump in for damage control. Point A: Nathan's team is not in the lead like he continually claims. The AI control group we created, The Golden Idols (appropriately named after all) has a good 20 point margin or possibly slightly less. If it beats us, it means we are all inferior to simple computer routines. My team, the Generioles are in an ugly way, only able to put up half as many goals as them. Point B: One can not be a slut by inability to please. In Nicole Kidman's case, how does the inability to please a gay man make her a slut? Point C: I ownz joo. Point D: Haiku time!

Cinder blocks are hard
So are bricks and steel anvils
Don't drop them on me
- 10/19/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Don't know when I will be able to post some more roms. After having to reformat my computer I had e-mail addresses deleted and websites deleted also. I think Homer is mistaken on who a slut is, it is Nicole Kidman who is, for she couldn't even keep that dorky Tom Cruise happy. I think Homer's jealousy towards my ability to pick better hockey players has gotten the best of him.
- 10/19/02 -
: : Homer : :
Just wanted to mention that I have uploaded 3 new Gameboy Advance roms. Castlevania: Circle of the Moon, Doom, and Super Mario Advance 3: Yoshi's Island are now available for your enjoyment. I am still in last place in the fantasy hockey league. I should expect as much when half of my team is either injured or drug addicts. And not to mention my goalies have lost all of their games so far... One more note, Avril Lavigne is a slut. That is all, cheers.
- 10/18/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Well I am still first in the hockey league we have. Accidently deleted one of Paragon's players. Never try to do two things at once with a name logged on. Anyways the only update was to say I am winning. And I also can't get Avril Lavigne out of my head. She's a skater, shes a musician, she doesn't care what people think, and shes got awesome eyes. Enough about what may someday be but what may never come true. Kind of poetic. Time to go to sleep, last night of work then I am going to take this week to actually work on my guitar and write some songs. See you at Ozzfest, or the KBPI Weinne Roast. Later skaters.
- 10/16/02 -
: : Homer : :
Ah insomnia strikes me again and so I cough up an "update". In an insane accident, I somehow destroyed the Gameboy Advance page...But I did manage to put up the links again, though there are no reviews right now. I've also added a new Gameboy Advance rom, Golden Sun. Now back to building my hyper death ray...cheers, or something like that.
- 10/12/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
And for the rankings in the fantasy hockey league-
In first place-The Insane Jester's(Me) -48 points
Second place-The Oddysey(Homer)-23 points
Third place-Generioles(Paragon)-10 points
- 10/11/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Well the three of us have joined a fantasy hockey league. Not as I expected though, they don't have people such as Alyssa Milano, Shannon Elizabeth, or any other girls like that. That would be my fantasy team. Anyways I will give you guys updates on who's winning. So place your bets on me because I have the team of super goodness. And I shall ride victorious with my team- Insane Jester's.
- 10/08/02 -
: : Paragon : :
An update... On my life!!!
If you are still reading, then kudos to you, brave soul. Anyhow, I've been taking some college courses, I guess, among them: Creative Writing. Obviously, the only reason I would subject myself to such a class is to compare my superior skills in the crafting of words to the scrawny minded masses of the workaday drones. I present to you now, some fruits of my laborious endeavors. As a reminder: Haikus are composed of 3 lines. The first and last are five syllables each, and the middle is seven.

Glorious Haikus

Rocking in a chair
Reminds people of their youth
When they belched white paste

Basking in sunlight
Leads to skin-cancer and death
Go bask in sunlight

Pull cruddy boots on
Your gnarled feet, with clenching toes
So I won't see them

Blast poor birds from nests
With a twelve-gauge shotgun - BOOM!
A spray of feathers.
As you can plainly see, my haikus are of unbelievable quality and aren't worthy of even God. I await my pulitzer prize.
- 09/23/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Well you guys can now download Alcahest. That is all for now. For today at least, muha...muhahahah...MUHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAFRRRRRRRRRRRRRP...excuse me...
- 09/22/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Soon you all can play Alcahest. A soon as I get the patch to run with the rom itself. Trying to find something to put on the Daiy Laugh. It seems that nothing funny has been happening for quite a while. So it is not as if I am just putzing around, just that there aren't that many morons out there doing moronic stuff.
- 09/11/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Nine Eleven
Today is a very important day in history. I felt it my duty as a webmaster, to pay my respects to an event that marked my life forever. Yes, indeed time does flow quickly, as today is the 10th anniversy of former president George Bush selling 72 F-15 jet fighters to Saudi Arabia. My eyes cloud over, and tears burst from my eyes like so many pimples when I remember that. So if you can all take a moment from your lives today, only a moment, and pray for those 72 jet fighters, it will be remembered, and no doubt you will go to heaven, because St. Peter, or whoever is at the gates, is a friendly drunk and waves people by like he's a 2 year old with downs. Ooo... i am so damn evil. Well, I shall now prepare for my trip to hell with much practicing in the gnashing of teeth and such things.

But there was a point to my posting, as I've updated the not so daily, Daily Laugh page. Read It!

En Memorium
- 09/02/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Gameboy Advance page is down again. I wonder why, couldn't be that it is an infringement on some copyright law, HOMER!!!. Anyways, put a comic from penny-arcade on the Daily Laugh. Sign the guestbook while you are here to, seems the three of us but two people ( one complaining about my negativity, of course he has bad grammar) are signing it. Top of the page where it says View/Sign in bold blue letters. So sign it and tell us what you think. Which page is good, what could make it better, how much the Buffs suck football crotch, if your female what time I should pick you up, or whatever else is on your mind.
- 09/02/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I added Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest to the SNES Page. On the NES Page, I added four new roms: Bubble Bath Babes, Maniac Mansion, Sesame Street ABC / 123, and Swords & Serpents. You will never see those four roms listed together in the same sentence for the rest of your lives. Also don't expect the Gameboy Advance page to last very long, as the host actively deletes files greater than 1 MB from its servers and frown highly upon download pages like that one. Also, it was expected that the Buffs would lose, as they were playing the superior Rams. Also... No that is everything actually.
- 9/1/02 -
: : Homer : :
Argh the Buffaloes were defeated, but you know what they say, "it happens..." The one and only GBA rom has been uploaded once more. By the way for all you folks out there who are swamped by pop-up and such. I have a neat little program for you. Pop-Up Stopper is a sweet ass program. Whoops there is someone at the door... "Flowers By Ivy....?"
- 09/01/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Well thanks to Homer I am just waiting for the FBI to come pounding down my door because of his GBA stunt. I don't see that page lasting long. A site I downloaded from lasted about a month or two, and he had like 500 GBA roms. No update really, just wanted to say goodbye before I am thrown into federal prison, thanks Homer, by the way CU lost. Losers!!!
- 09/01/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Re-Uploaded Seiken Densetsu 3, and added Pilotwings and Wordtris to the SNES Page. Also added Law of the West, Pictionary, and Spelunker to the NES Page.
- 8/31/02 -
: : Homer : :
It has been so so long since I last updated this page with my sweet 3D Pong score. Then of course Paragon thought it humorous to doctored his score to "teach" me a lesson. Well in a herculean effort, after a few days of straining my eyes, I actually surpassed his forged score. Actually now that I think about it, all that occurred months ago... well better late than never or something like that. Now for the real update, for all those patient enough to read through the previous drivel. I have added a new section to our perishing website. It is like putting mascara on a decomposing face...Wait now where was I...a Gameboy Advance section has been added. Hopefully there won't be too many legal ramifications resulting from this new endeavour of ours. As of now there are only two Gameboy Advance emulators and one rom up but as you should know by now I am pretty lazy. Cheers or some such nonsense.
- 08/29/02 -
: : Paragon : :
If I have not lost the faith of my troupe of rabid satanic worshipping followers after revealing my final pong score to be fraudulent, then I guess that is good. I transferred up to the intraweb a new SNES game: Lagoon. I also fixed up a Breath of Fire 2 review. Both are on the SNES page. In addition, I tossed up 5 bad magic cards that had been languishing in some folder hidden away in some corner of my hard drive. They can be found in the Magic page. On an unrelated topic, I recently discovered that this page is inferior to nearly all similar sites of this type. So you might expect this page to improve in the future to keep abreast the competition. Don't be stupid. This page will only slowly get worse, decomposing into a puddle of poorly written html goo.
- 08/28/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Just noticed I put a post in the last post.
- 08/28/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Well today I give you the rom Bob. Cool game for Megaman or Metroid fans. Funny how if you scroll down this page most the post are mine, and involve roms. It is not that Homer or Paragon have more time consuming lives than me. I guess it is my sheer dedication to my fans...Autographs will be between the hours of 9-12.
- 08/10/02 -
: : Nathan AKA-Mantis: :
Thanks to Slash I was able to post yet another rom. This time it is called Black Thorne, a side scrolling shotgun guy. Enjoy all the mayhem you can cause with shotguns and bombs. I'm off to kill people do to the video game dulling my sense of responsibility and intelligence (works in court rooms these days).
- 08/07/02 -
: : Nathan "Mantis" D. : :
Ok people I bring you yet another rom for you to gander at. They call this little game Live a Live. So go ahead and download it. I could care less what you do after that. But for me it is time to get ready for work. I bid you all adou.
- 07/22/02 -
: : Nathan "Mantis" D. : :
Boo-yah. Another rom to dull your brain making it easier for me to control everything you do. The rom which will help me do this: Legend of Zelda-Link to the past. Two roms in one week. Now how come I am being so nice, I will tell you...
- 07/20/02 -
: : Mantis : :
To your left you see a link to the SNES page, click and enjoy the new *drum roll-followed by guitar solo* Bahamut's Lagoon game I put up. To you right is...ummmmmm...hell if I know. Just download the game and you wont have to worry about what is on your right, unless it is some giant boss battle.
- 07/16/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I was checking out this site's visitor information (which you can get to by clicking the dumb icon on the bottom left), and I ran into some funny statistics. Being the supreme statistician that I am, I decided to decode the information I found there and present it in layman terms to you silly people that visit this site. It is on the daily laugh page. This should in no regard cause the assumption that my data is to be laughed at. It is super good people. Also I lied on my previous pong score.
- 06/26/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Since Homer and Paragon are adding absolutley nothing to this site but stupid pong scores, I have posted two roms-Super Adventure Island 1&2. Unlike them I update my Daily Laugh like the name says aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand give you something usefull. Anyways I hope you enjoy the roms or the little *pissing* contest below.
- 06/24/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Continuing the pissing contest... Here is another 3D Pong high score. I'm thinking they must have changed around the difficulty before Homer got his most recently defeated score because the computer is a lot stupider around the middle of the space than I remember, and I was able to get 19 and 20 hit volleys. And I was able to break 500 four times, 504, 518, 522, 529 before breaking it open as is my wont. It took me 3 hours to break 500 previously. It took me 15 minutes to do it the first time tonight. What a joke.
- 06/24/02 -
: : Homer: :
As you may or may not know, I am rather competitive. Once I read Paragon�s update about 3D Pong, I have taken up the daunting task of surpassing his impressive score. Who really needs sleep or nourishment when you have a high score to beat in pong? Well after coming so close with 501, I decided to call it a night. The images on my computer screen were blurred�and my right arm was numb from 2 hours of work�Shut up it is from playing pong�Once I woke up from my slumber, I was back at pong. Cursed game�I could not stay away as long as Paragon�s score was higher. So after a few dismal tries I finally exceeded 506! Here is the screenshot of my 545 score.
- 06/21/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I will be a hypocrite for a minute. Here is a 3D Pong high score. 506. It is not a doctored image. I play by the rules. Funny thing is, the score could have been a lot higher, say 526 or 546 if I didn't screw up on the last 2 volleys. Also I think I have figured out a topic for an essay I may or may not write and post in the near future. "Cheating". Stay tuned valiant fanatics. Hmm... That makes me sound suspect a bit. Really though, I was thinking while playing pong, determined to beat 443 or whatever it was that I should just cheat and fake and image to make it easier on myself. But it made me decide to write an essay on the topic instead. I refined my technique a bit after that and stuck with it for an hour or three and actually got my high score legitamately.
- 06/17/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I noticed that Homer updated to brag about a high score in pong. I decided to push that down a little by posting an update of my own. It has been a little while anyway since I posted anything. I put 3 more cards up on the Magic Page, and they are all different this time. In case you are desiring something juicier to stick your teeth into (wipe that grin off your face Mantis), you can expect me to possibly write or not write a hilarious essay and post or not post it soon.
- 06/17/02 -
: : Homer: :
Seeing as how I have not updated the site or done anything else in a couple of months, I'll make a minor update now. Ever since the dawn of human consciousness, man has yearn for neurological stimulation. At first there was not much a person could do to aquire such stimulation...touching your hand on an open flame...throwing your clansmen in pit of fire...But finally in the 20th century with the advancement of electromagnetic super semi-conducters we can now release andorphins from our brains by playing video games. If you actually read all of that spiel than you deserve to play this game. 3D Pong See if you can beat 443.
- 06/06/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Who likes little blue androids. Well if you said no then don't download Mega Man X that I recently posted. If you said yes then you need psychological help for finding blue androids attractive. You can also download the rom for your disgusting pleasure. Sicko.
- 05/27/02 -
: : Paragon : :
6 more bad Magic cards. I cheated on 5 of them though so it is more like 2 magic cards. I really need to find something better to do with my time, like improve my life or something. Eh? What was that? Hmm... I think I heard God laughing.
- 05/21/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Guess what I got for you, no not that, Gradius 3 is up and running once again. So enjoy this rom since I took so much freaking time to put the stinking thing up. Countless hours, many tears, blood, all part of this post. I think I lost too much blood in fact...feeling woozy...grrrrrrragle..._____...
- 05/20/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I decided to grace the Daily Laugh page with my presence and a crazy essay. Also I added two more cards to the magic card page. And that's not all! Oh wait, yes it is. Also, just because Natalie Portman is hot, does not make her a good actress. But then, nobody has a chance to act when they are given scripts that George Lucas craps out.
- 05/17/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Seeing as how Homer updated the Dialy Laugh I chose not to and instead fixed Final Fantasy 5. After I saw Star Wars Episode 2. Thank god Natalie Portman was in it. She makes the last one and this one so much better with her stunning beauty. Hold on while I wipe the drool from my chin. Anyways this is a pretty good movie, Yoda decides to fight. Not bad for a two foot green guy with grey hair. Did I mention Natalie Portman as Amidala is in it. Her shear beauty makes this a movie worth seeing. I need to become an actor. Of course even then I got to be cool enough for her to like me. As if, I spend my time off updating a website that only 5 people come to. Where's my gun...
- 05/17/02 -
: : Homer : :
Hmmm...I just recieved another notice from the Internal Revenue Service stating that I have not paid my income tax for the year. Appearantly they even added interest. Well, now that I am armed with my bank statement showing that they did cashed the check I sent them to pay for all the services that I do not and will not use, I should be in the clear. Of course we are talking about the government here, so I expect to be running from tax evasion anytime now, though I actually did pay it. Say "hi" or something like that if you see me in Canada, eh. So I can not buy the things that I really want right now...computer hardware...game consoles...power...love...ummm...I just updated the Daily Laugh, so all you patriotic Americans make sure to read that once you are through stringing flags into every cervice of you automobile and dwelling.
- 05/13/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Just bought me a Gamecube, and I must say Super Smash Brothers Melee is a pretty sweet game. I may review this game upon further game play but as for now I give it a 9. I also bought Resident Evil but have not played that yet due to many hours of Chrono Cross and Smash Brothers.
- 05/04/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Super Metroid and Soul Blazer are back up and running. Of course right now the SNES page exceeded its data transfer. Geocities is soooooooooooooo...never mind, you probably know what I am going to say.
- 05/03/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Saw the Spider-Man movie today. Going to review it. No spoilers, don't worry.
Story-It's the beginning of Spider-Man. How he came to be, what he is, and why does he do it. Nice base story.
Special Effects- Awesome!!! From the web slinging to the Green Goblin in flight, the special effects are well done.
Actors- Sadly this is were the movie takes a nose dive. Tobey Mcguire as Spider-Man was a mistake. He does all right as Peter Parker but as Spidey he doesn't cut it. Not enough character change. Aunt May is another character that was chosen badly the actress looks nothing like the Aunt May we know. She's heavier and doesn't really pull off the all caring aunt. But not all roles were bad, Willem Dafoe did an excellent job as the Green Goblin, as did Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane.
Re-watch Ability-Well if you got to the movie late and had to sit about 5 rows back from the screen like I did then I recommend going back. Of course I am a big fan of Spidey so I think a total of about 2 to 3 visit's would be enough.
Final- This movie was an all around B. If it had more action and a more believable actor as Spider-Man than it would have got an A.
- 04/29/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Well I am feeling a little better so I put up a Simpsons line in the Daily Laugh. I also have been busy playing my new/old Atari. Classic games like Donkey Kong Jr., Barnyard Blaster, Moon Patrol, and many others are once again at my fingertips. Why am I rubbing this in, it's an Atari, so forget what I previously said ( Please don't since you are the only ones who care, I think).
- 04/30/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I put up a quality rom on the SNES page. Dragon Quest V. It is in English. 'Nuff said. On an unrelated topic, that page is really jacked up insofar as most of the roms are still non-functional. Nevertheless, this one will work, and I recommend it with my "It really doesn't suck. Really." stamp of approval. Also, 2 more bad magic cards.
- 04/29/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Breath of Fire is back up and running. Daily Laugh is suffering due to this, of course my body is suffering also. Not really feeling well, should get over it. I almost forgot--- Thanks Jay/Slash Darksword in the guestbook for the roms. As most of you know rom sites are being wiped out and it is almost impossible to get them. Thanks once again.
- 04/28/02 -
: : Mantis : :
How 'bout that. Some roms that were deleted. Endless cause though due to the fact that geocities keeps deleting are games. Dont get why since I can't even find an snes platform anywhere. Anyways the roms are as follows- Breath of Fire 2, 7th Saga, Act Raiser. Also if you play playstation, funny story in the Daily Laugh.
- 04/26/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Two more cards of low quality on the Magic page. That is ironic because this page is also of low quality. In addition, I threw up... an NES emulator in the Nintendo page. That is ironic because NES games are hardly worth playing anymore. This page is just full of ironies, the biggest one being that the focus of the page is no longer updated (ie: This page is about roms. We update stupid things like Bad Magic Cards and Jokes). Have a nice day, and give my regards to Jesus, you Christian Freaks you.
- 04/24/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Daily Laugh has benn updated once more. So screw Homer and Paragon for not having faith in me. Thank god Paragon did change the backround, not to creative but hey, we all can't be me. Of course I don't even want to be me. Crap.
- 04/19/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Recently it was brought to my attention, by myself and no other, that the website background was not living up to the high standard this site maintains (Read: This site is crappy). As such, it was removed for our small group of dedicated visitors (rabid clan of satan-worshipping monkies). In its place is a wonderfully white colored pastel that may evoke a sense of tranquility. (I hope you go fucking blind). This is intended to reflect the high standard of our site. (Read: Blank background color symbolizes 0 {ZERO} content.). Bastards all of you. (That part was meant to also be parenthisized).
- 04/19/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Well how 'bout this new crappy backround Paragon put up. It was neither mine nor Homer's idea. Anyways I updated the Dialy Laugh, Every day for about a week, damn I am proud. Hope the articles cheer you up, or you laugh at someone elses demise.
- 04/15/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Two good new, old bad magic cards in the section of the same name. That page is going to get long, fast in a slowly shortening amount of time. Okay, enough contradiction masturbation from me for one day. Also, I made a new background for the page. The other one was beginning to get on my nerves. Unfortuneatly, the little picture borders for the tables look stupid as their background color has been made apparent by the conflict with the background image of the web page. Oh well, can't win 'em all. Don't expect me to fix that anytime soon, as I have just become lazy again.
- 04/14/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Got some more funny stories in the Daily Laugh for you. I can't believe it but I actually have been updating it. So I hope the articles are funny.
- 04/07/02 -
: : Homer : :
Finally, the Daily Laugh is here for all those who have been waiting patiently. And surprise the first Daily Laugh is by me (Homer). Now do not give your hopes up that I will be updating the page daily, that is just insane and ludicrous. However I will try to find for more time to revive this neglected page.
- 04/07/02 -
: : Mantis : :
If you notice there is a new link in the menu. It is the Daily Laugh. There is nothing there yet but hopefully tomorrow I will find something to throw in there. As for now it is blank. I find that funny since for the past week I have been talking about it, promising it every day. Man am I lazy, haha.
- 04/07/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Lots of updates recently so I'll keep this brief. 4 new crap-ass magic cards on the magic page for you to laugh at. You 2 people have a good time looking at it.
- 04/06/02 -
: : Mantis : :
OK. Tomorrow is the day I do my Joke page and upload the new roms. I still have a headache from the softball incident which probably isn't a good sign but eh, I'm not one to look for signs. Anyways hope you all enjoy Paragon's Magic page. I think it rocks. But time to go take some Advil(this was not an endorsement).
- 04/05/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Sorry I didn't update. Due to some unusual social life callings I was unable to really get on the computer. And today is really weird considering I was at softball practice so that I could somehow improve my skills. There are two things I learned- 1. I suck at sports 2. Your face isn't a good way to stop a softball. Trust me, I have the gashes and lump to prove it. Anyways I hope to get the stuff I was supposed to done, as soon as the headache, swelling, and blackouts stop.
- 04/05/02 -
: : Paragon : :
I finally have an important update to announce. In light of Mantis' recent comments about a "Jokes of the day page", I have decided to act on it, only in a slightly different way. It so happens, that I am and avid player of Magic: The Gathering, a trading card game that is too expensive. After spending more money than the national debt on new packs of cards, it is always a bit of a hit/miss when it comes to opening them and seeing what you have just purchased. Some times, you get good cards. More times you get bad cards. Other times, you get horrible, god-awful cards that make Scientology(TM) look like a better way to spend money. So I have created a page which will likely be updated with some degree of frequency, dedicated to these horrible cards as both a means for humor and a means for venting my frustration on having wasted money getting them.
- 04/02/02 -
: : Mantis : :
OK. I have decided to add a "Jokes of the day page". This page might include such jokes as- Blonde, Yo' Momma, various Simpson's lines, my life. I will begin doing this after I get off work tomorrow. I will also add the links to those roms that slash has been sending me. I have been under the weather for a while and I start playing baseball on fri. So I have between today and tomorrow to get this done. I want to get this done so I can start my "Complete things you Start" list. It's about 4 things long but you get the idea. If not then may you sit and ponder this for the rest of your life while I sit also. Pondering why Alyssa Milano and/or Britney Spears aren't knocking on my door asking me to live, make out with, chill, or just relax with them. :(.
- 03/03/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Slash from the guestbook has sent me some roms yet I have been too busy to post them (yeah right, if sitting here waiting for Alyssa Milano is called being busy). Well I will post them on our site soon. Some roms include Actraiser 2, 7th saga, Aerofighters, and a couple more. But for now I shall bask in all my glory. Which isn't much so I shall go to sleep instead. By the way I am now single and need a women to console me in this roughest of times. If you are brunette, about 5'8'', brown eyes, caring, intelligent, like the Simpsons and Spiderman, and you are funny then meet me at *error* *could not send message* around 8 PM.
- 2/16/02 -
: : Mantis : :
I hope everyone had a loving Valentines Day. Unfortuantely my g/f broke up with me a week before Valentines day so I had the oppurtunity to play Grand Theft Auto 3. This game rocks I will review it.
-Gameplay:Gameplay is awesome. The only complaint I have is trying to kill the bad guys and you sometimes end up targeting the bystanders, making it harder to take out your target. Trying to target multiple enemies is hard but you will get used to it after a while. Another cool aspect is taking cop cars to kill criminals, ambulance to save lives, and firetruck to put out car fires.
-Graphics: Graphics are great. Blowing trash, busted up cars, and characters.
-Sound FX:Sound is your basic shooter/driving game. Nice explosions and banging.
-Music:The best part of the game I think due to the fact that you can change between different radio stations. From Rock, Rap, Opera, Talk, and many others.
-Story:Your a thief, your g/f double crossed you, your free and taking up odd jobs for different mobs.

-Fun Factor:Who wouldn't want to play a game where you carjack, kill, sleep with hookers, employed by the mob, and just cause major mayhem.

Final Deathtoll (Innocent and criminal): 9.98/10
- 02/02/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Another update by me. And *gasp*, I actually uploaded more roms. But before you bust a nut or something, they are only Nintendo roms, and only 5 of them at that. But I figured, hey, might as well do something constructive since I have absolutely nothing better to do today. Or any other day. Or ever... But enough about sad, pathetic, sad things. If you're interested, the games are Ghostbusters, Super Mario Bros 1 & 2, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1 & 2. Knock yourself out, and think of me when you are having fun in your exotic houses in hawaii and drinking your expensive drinks that I can't drink because I am not in hawaii and don't have the means to blow on expensive drinks. :^(
- 02/01/02 -
: : Paragon : :
This page was getting far to long, so I fixed it. Now if you want to read old updates (not recommended for health reasons), you can follow the link at the bottom of this page. Not satisfied with simple cutting, copying and pasting, I also fixed up the links page with a few new links, and destroyed the previous evil links that were festering there. May they never rest in peace. Still not content with such frivolous matters, I posted a new rom. But don't crap yourself, its nothing unbelievably special. Its Dr. Mario and is in the NES section. Still a decent game after 12 years though.
- 1/26/02 -
: : Mantis : :
I have prevailed. My precious tonsils will not be hacked away. Of course the doctor wasn't happy that I refused the operation. God I'm stubborn. As some people may know a loyal visitor knows of roms. I think I shall take him up on that offer. Considering my cable modem and all it shouldn't be that bad. I believe my e-mail is right if not it is [email protected]. So Slash, thank you for your co-operation. At least this might bring us 5 or 10 more people after an actual rom is posted. HAha.
- 1/15/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Finally I am not sick. Although they may have to hack away at my throat and remove my precious tonsils. Maybe I can keep them in a jar of Phermeldahide. That would be freaky. Anyways I just ought American Pie 2 on DVD and it is hilarious. This thing is almost as good as the first. But I would really like to review Serious Sam based on my computers crap hardware. -All gameplay was based on a 366 mhz pentium 2 processor, crap video and sound card, and 128 mb of ram. Not to be confused with an Apple computer(haha)
-Gameplay: Couldn't get it since it ran at about 2 frames a second. Only way to do anything was to face a wall and not encounter any enemies. Pssh, talk about fun, unloading your clips into a wall!
-Graphics: The walls have nice texture from all the ones I looked at. The enemies were really fuzzy and jumped around a lot (no thanks to my frame rate).
-Sound FX: Aint nothin' like choppy sound effects brought on by overloadin my 366mhz processor. God I love E-Machines
-Music: From what I could pick out from the chopiness and put together in my head it sounds alright, I think?
-Story: Based on my computer it is to stare blindly at a wall while dodging hordes of monsters and saving the world. Couldn't tell you since I played for about five minutes then said the hell with it!

Final Frameshot: 0.2/10
- 01/13/02 -
: : Paragon : :
When last I spoke, I gave a harsh review of Final Fantasy X. Since then, I would like to amend it slightly by adding .5 points to its total. So now, it is 8/10. More than reasonable I believe. Now I will get on to another review of a not so recent game. It did come out this year at least. Oh wait... Make that last year. Stupid year changes always #@$! with my mind. Anyways, you may or may not be aware of the site Gamespot. Anyhow, you ought to be. Recently they released their picks of games of the year. Much to my surprise, the #1 PC game of the year was... Serious Sam. I decided to get it on that merit, and the fact that it was half the price of every other game. I will review it now. (I really have got to make a new page for all these new reviews).

Serious Sam
-Gameplay: This is the games primary strong point. A first person shooter is nothing without game play, and luckily, this game's got it in spades. Being surrounded by at least 50 boney dudes with nothing but a double-barrelled shotgun with which to slaughter them. mmm... satisfyin'!
-Graphics: Also a strong point for the game. The game can draw distances of probably what would be a few miles or so. At the same time it will throw multitudes, hordes, droves, packs, armies, and mega-bunches of enemies at you. Nice lens flares too.
-Sound FX: Pretty good. The weapons sound meaty and each enemy has a distinctive sound, which for this particular game, is quite important.
-Music: Its actually better than I would have expected. Towards the end of the game, it is actually rather climactic.
-Story: Err... It has a story?

Final Deathtoll: 9.2/10
- 1/11/02 -
: : Mantis : :
Had nothing to do so I decided to write something. As none of you know I have come down with some crap sickness. I feel like an alien is going to tear through my throat. Hmmmm... now what to review. I think I will review nothing. I give nothing a zero. Thats right a wopping zilch, nadda, "0". Final Review-0.0
- 1/6/02 -
: : Homer : :
Greetings all...Just wanted to review a new game that I have just purchased. Actually the mere fact that I can still afford to buy games is amazing. Thanks to the taxes, manipulative telemarketers, and the ever vigilant police department (well at least they are when I am driving), my financial footing is unstable at best. Well the game is well worth the risk of being audited by the IRS. Now without further ado, the game is Civilization 3 for the PC.

-Gameplay: As addicting as cocaine and marijuana put together. Your eyes are guaranteed to ache as you will be spending hours at a time expanding your civilization. Of course you eyes will probably hurt more if your empire crumbles before it even starts.
-Graphics: Almost unchanged from the first game, though it is sleeker because it uses 16 bit color and a resolution of 1024 by 768...but trust me graphics do not matter in this game.
-Sound FX: Hmmmm...I personally did not noticed any sound effects due to the fact that I was too enraptured with the actual gameplay. So since the sound did not distract me from the game, it must be okay or even good.
-Music: The music throughout the game is nice and has about the same effect as the sound fx.
-Story: You get to create your own story each time you play. Rewriting history is always fun. Having the Great Wall, the Colossus, and the Hanging Gardens in London is priceless or in this case 39.99 plus tax depending on where you buy this masterpiece.
-Final Score:94.7/100
- 1/04/02 -
: : Mantis : :
How bout' that, a new year is upon us. It's already starting out good, got demoted from my job, Alyssa Milano still hasn't called me, and it's about 15 degrees outside. Other than that everythings coo. I am really considering adding just a simple review page of various things the each of us buy occasionaly. That we can can better inform the consumer about products since we are the greates three people alive (Me being the best of us). But for now I will ad my 3 cents on FF10 by stealing Paragons bullets.

-Gameplay: Best in a Final Fantasy game yet, foo.
-Graphics: Nice backround, but some of the characters could have been done better.
-Sound FX: Same as it's predecessors.
-Voice Acting: With as many changes as they made in this game by changing item names and such you think they would have psent more time on the lip syncing. This is almost as bad as an N'SYNC music video. The only voice actors I don't like are Yuna(not enough feeling when needed, and too much when not needed), and although nice voice for Kimhari, I unfortunately dont like how they give him the "Me big mean animal, me squash" character.
-Music: Iv'e heard worse.
-Story: Iv'e only racked up about 15 hours of game play but so far I like the story. Keeps you guessing. Just when you think you figured it out, BOOM, another twist. I can't wait to see the ending.
Final Score- 8.5/10
- 01/01/02 -
: : Paragon : :
Happy New Year. I appologize for that cliched statement. Well, since Mantis keeps talking about Final Fantasy X, I believe I will give it a critique of my own in a bulleted list for ease of writing and ease of reading.

-Gameplay: Best in a Final Fantasy game yet.
-Graphics: Best in a Final Fantasy game yet. Inconsistent though. Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance has better graphics. I dislike shimmering things in the distance due to bad aliasing. There is much to find in this game.
-Sound FX: What sound effects? Oh... maybe the sounds of swords hitting things. About the same as it always has been.
-Voice Acting: Also inconsistent. More good than bad though. Except for one of the main characters, Yuna. Horrible. Absolutely horrible. What is consistent though is the poor (if any?) lip synching. Make sure to pay attention to the captions instead of the lip synching. Save yourself the winces.
-Music: Worst in a Final Fantasy game yet. Not to say it is horrible though.
-Story: Probably the worst in a Final Fantasy game yet. Except perhaps for FF8. Though FF9 was pretty bad also. Hmm... A new trend?
Nice "blitzball" mini-game. Nice lack of load times. Final Score? 8/10
If the gameplay wasn't as good as it is, this game wouldn't be worth getting.
- 12/27/01 -
: : Homer : :
Well I hope you are all enjoying the holidays, if you are not me than you should be. What could be worst than having my relatives over for the holidays? I suppose having my groin cut up by mutiple razors would be worst. Oh wait, having to spend time in the Lone Star state. That would definetly suck. I guess my life is not too bad when compare to the lives of some rustics in Texas that just had their gentials sliced and diced by razors. Well that made me feel better for the time being at least.

Oh wait there was a reason why I was "updating" our site.......Oh yeah that's right, I am taking down my premature piece of poetry. Due to the scornful comments of an individual, whom shall remain nameless, I have decided to remove it not only for the "Nameless one" but also for myself. Upon each reading of the poem since its incarnation, I have regretted posting it online. Errors were and still are rampant and the composition was and still is incomplete. So with further ado, the poem is finally gone.

Now that the formal stuff are done with, I will borrow a page from Paragon. I will honor the next five rom requests that I recieve. I will even take requests for those crazy hentai roms, whatever they are.
- 12/26/01 -
: : Mantis : :
Well, Christmas is over. I know I love my new stereo. Hope you all had a good one. I see Paragon is still waiting for those rom request. Come on people, one of you must have something in mind. Well anyways if you got Final Fantasy X you probably dont need roms. This game is pretty cool. Nice voice acting, graphics and so far story. Of course some characters dont look like much work was used, the game seems a little linear, and it takes a while (about 4 hours) till the action really starts. The Blitzball mini-game is the best yet. They could split this game off and make it it' own. Now to blow all my speakers along with my ear drums, late.
- 12/16/01 -
: : Mantis : :
I see no new updates. Either Paragon isn't checking his mail or people have given up hope. Either way. Paragon loaned me the FF10 demo disk. Dear god this game is sweet. The intro is the best I've ever seen. I'm going to be waiting in line for this game come the 20th. In fact I should get a head start and go now, that way no one takes my prime spot. Smell you later (simpsons...duh).
- 12/05/01 -
: : Paragon : :
I just noticed in the wee hours of the morning that it has been 3 months since my last update, which shouldn't even qualify as an update really, being little more than a bunch of gibberish. So I've decided to write a little note here. Actually, the real reason is that I'm tired of seeing nothing but Mantis' updates, one after the next without any good breathing room in between. Anyone that was thinking similarly can now take a nice deep breath. Where was I though... Oh yes! The update! Umm.... Well... I can safely say that none of you should expect much to change on this site for a long time to come. Too much work, and like hell am I going to pay for reliable web space with which to store this nonsense. Mantis was going on about the gamecube and what-not in his most recent update, so I think I will throw in my 2 cents with a simple run-down of the competing systems. Playstation 2: A whole lot of crap games with a few shining oases in the wasteland. Gamecube: Yes it just came out, but if Nintendo doesn't start doing something new (enough with the zelda's, mario's, and pika-dumbass's thank you), then this isn't going to be a system that I would be happy with. X-Box: Controller is too big. Console is too big. In fact, the price tag is also too big. If I'm going to drop $300, I'd rather go with the PS2. Less of a gamble. Game Boy Advance: Ok, this isn't really competing with the other 3, but I'll say a few things. All nice and ripe for the emulation. But it's going to have DOOM on it. 'nuff said. And there you have it. Now if any of you have actually read this far, I guess you deserve some kind of treat. Let me see... The first 2 people to E-Mail me with a rom request, (follow the e-mail link to the left) will get those roms posted on this site. Provided they are for the NES, the SNES, or the GAMEBOY. And no requesting those crazy hentai roms floating around somewhere.
- 12/04/01 -
: : Mantis : :
For those of you who are able to pay an outlandish price of 40 bucks a month for @Home cable modem service you feel my pain. For those of you who don't know they went bankrupt. Therefore my modem was down for about a week until AT&T bought it and transfered it. Well luckily they fixed it and now I'm back. I was starting to go through withdrawls. Shaky, sweaty, talking to myself (which I did before), and no porn. Anyways I can't wait till FF10 comes out, the new GameCube rocks, go Star Wars. I also saw the funniest sign. Down the street there is a gun shop, and on their marque is the sentence "If you really love someone buy them a gun". Now there's a gift that keeps on giving. Not only that, what does a kid think, forget something from the heart when you can just buy them a gun to blow someones away. What has this world come to. Enough ranting till next month.HAha!!!
- 11/25/01 -
: : Mantis : :
Man, Thanksgiving was great, friends, family, and not too mention a grip of food. Can you believe we actually got 23 people a while back, it must be my witty post. I am the funniest person ever (except for Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, Bill Murray...) Well nothing really to post, we are trying to fix the poll so that we may get some more feedback from you. Take it easy and tell everyone to visit are site.
- 11/08/01 -
: : Mantis : :
I just got Crash Bandicoot Wrath of Cortex and Devil May Cry. Crash would be a decent game if not for the unbearable load time. Same premise as before, collect fruit, smash boxes, and defeat the pattern bosses. Coco is now fully playable (dont know why, all her levels suck, as well as her), new vehicles, and Aku-Aku. If not for the load times I would tell people to get it. But I wouldn't, unless your a die hard fan. Now on to one of the best games on PS2. Devil May Cry is an awesome game. Nice story, graphics and gameplay. Slash and shoot your enemies. Collect orbs to power up your attacks. Looks like PS2 is finally putting out some good games, now I will have to wait for FF10 and then my list is complete.
- 10/31/01 -
: : Mantis : :
I felt like posting something of little importance. I recently bought Spider-Man 2 Enter:Electro. I just watned to say this game rocks. Even more challenging than the first. The boss fights are more than punching and kicking. Most have time events that make the fight even harder to focus on. And the added Make Your Own Spider is awesome beat the game all the way through on all difficulties and the options are limitless. A must buy for Spider-Man freaks like me. An all out 10 on my scale.
- 10/30/01 -
: : Mantis : :
We feel so loved. An actual nice sign of the guestbook, no some saying I talk too much crap. It was a boost for the good ol' self esteem. Anyways thanks to those who have filled out the guestbook. I also realized I am the only one posting. I think I should take over the website, kill them and take over all the glory. Then again I suck at html and just copy/paste. Well keep up the guestbook and leave some site making better comments.
- 10/27/01 -
: : Mantis : :
Finally someone has signed the guestbook. To this person is a lifetime pass to this site. If this person dies then we shall give it to the next person who answers a series of answerless riddles. Anyways I need some ideas on what to add to the site. We were gonna put it on are poll but we don't feel like fixing it. So e-mail us with ideas, like movie reviews, adding a stupid e-mail page (which wouldn't be hard to fill up in one day, joking), porn (yeah right), or maybe some lovely profiles of ourselves. Also some rom ideas would be nice. Until then I will keep posting irrational rants.
- 10/14/01 -
: : Mantis : :
I'm begininng to find this whole Afghanistan thing funny. All thesed poor civilians dying. Wait a minute what do you call the 5,000+ that died in the WTC, I could have swore they were civilians. Sounds like Bin Ladin has his rag on too tight. In fact I say we just launch a nice billion dollar nuke over there. Spend my tax money the way I want it spent. They must not realize that anything they do to us will result in more hate towards muslims who live in this country. I guess some people missed the class on "Common Sense 101".
- 10/11/01 -
: : Mantis : :
Another pointless update that has nothing to do with Roms. But if this war keeps up then I better get everything off my chest. I swear every country should shoot off all there nukes and just get rid of it. Why wait for god when we have the power to do it ourselves. I'm wandering if anyone actually pays attention to what we post. I wouldn't be surprised if the only people who come to this site are us three checking to see how many people have came here. Whatever, I shall keep making a fool of myself and typing annoying messages.
- 9/2/01 -
: : Paragon : :
Anyone that thinks this site sucks (i include myself in this category), should e-mail us all with hate mail and inundate the guestbook with negative messages.[edit] - [end message]
- 10/03/01 -
: : Mantis : :
We are all loserz. People come to this god forsaken website and don't leave any feedback. I'm going to blow a crap load of money on my piece of crap computer. I will be able to talk to people from other planets. It will totally rule. I am also hoping that Paragon and/or Homer leave some sort of useless advice that serves no purpose what so ever. So whatever I don't even know why I try. I should just kill myself. But taking others with me would be more fun. Of course I am feeble and weak, so scratch that last comment.
- 09/27/01 -
: : Mantis : :
Well a little more people are coming to the site. I believe it is because of our extremelly funny comments. I just wanted to say that I was watching MTV (that one comercialized station that has nothing to do with music now)and heard that Fred Durst is going soft from this whol WTC thing. Sucks really, I enjoyed is hate filled lyrics, man I hate sellouts. Also why is no one filling out the guestbook, Paragon put his heart and soul into it (only took two minutes, but my comment is still accurate) so fill it out. Ideas, comments, or mindless rambling like us.
- 09/11/01 -
: : Mantis : :
As many of you know the U.S. was rocked by some inhuman, blackhearted, terrorist. I wish to send out my best wishes to any and all people affected by this. I myself was awakened by the radio and heard the news. I live in Colorado so I am lucky. I just can't figure out why so many people don't value human life. These were innocent people working, touring, and enjoying the day. I would just like to say once again, God bless all those involved, and although I hope they find the perpitrature I hope they deal with it like civilized human beings.
- 09/04/01 -
: : Mantis : :
And so begins two days off. Well I am still working on my own website and figuring out what we could add to this site. Of course only 10+ people actually come to the site so we could put up blank pages and people would be satisfied. Maybe if viewing goes up it will help us to actually make some major updates to the page, instead of our normal mindless babble.
- 09/03/01 -
: : Mantis : :
I made a major update to our website. I added a "d" to Homer's poem. You will now notice deprive is now deprived. I know this will help you all in the end, so now you can worship me as you'd like.
- 09/02/01 -
: : Mantis : :
Another update, another night eating day old chinese food and talking to my girlfriend while typing. Yes, this girlfriend is actually real, not that fake plastic thing under your bed or in those magazines stashed in a box in the attic. Well I need some input on what else you would like to see on the site besides pornography or more roms. E-mail me.
- 9/2/01 -
: : Paragon : :
I'd just like to say that I believe all of you are completely mad. Mad I tell you! MAD!!!! bahahahahasdlff.gs.,a [edit] - [end message]
- 08/31/01 -
: : Homer : :
Salutations to the few that still visit our cozy little site. Perhaps one day, when we are no longer lazy procrastinators, we could bring this site back to prominence. But of course that requires a lot of hard work, and as you all should know by now, we hate work, let alone hard work. Well I suppose it is up to you ungrateful bastards to help us out. Send us letters, especially ones fill with malice and hatred. Just joking....or am I....probably not....stupid morons....
Oh well who wants to read my little poem of super goodness. Of course this poem is totally of my imagination and should be use for educational purposes only.


The poem has been removed for reasons that were stated in the update of 12/27/01.



Pretty sad, eh? Stay tune for more poems and occasional rants.
- 09/01/01 -
: : Mantis : :
As you can see Homer is at a loss of words. I may have figured out why Geocities sucks so bad and why they erased are guestbook. Maybe if we stopped making fun of them... NAHHHHH!!! I just can't believe they erased are Guestbook, it was are only link to the outside world. I am trying to figure out how to configure my @home account but have had no luck. I want to make it a DBZ/Magic/My opinions page, while still holding up some ROMS here.
- 08/26/01 -
: : Mantis : :
OK, the hunt is still on for a reliable server that doesn't delete are hard searched ROM files. If only we had money to buy some webspace. So if you have any ideas E-Mail me at my new e-mail addres [email protected]. I think I will also delete some of the old post since they are about 6 months old. Hmmm, what else, nothing. Haha well post you later.
- 08/23/01 -
: : Mantis : :
It looks as if the Gods have smiled upon you. I have recently bought a cable modem. Which means more games. I am trying to get Homer and Paragon to help, since they are the brain power behind this site. I am mearly a lacky, one looking for attention. So if we can find a reliable server then this site will be back up in no time. So if you send us lots of money we will have this running up to are million-a-person days. Yeah right, a million people, that's like a household in India
- 01/17/01 -
: : Paragon : :
So... 'Twould seem that this page is approaching it's demise. Inevitability can be a cruel mistress. At least when people care about what is being lost. For the most part, I don't mind seeing the page go. I've already given up on it and avoided updating. At any rate, I better get to the "goodbyes and appreceation" bit. Well... er... goodbye to all the four of you that are actually reading this and thanks to all the people that have visited the page at some point in the past. Also, thanks for the great feedback. I would've folded much sooner had I not gotten any. And just to clear things up, I'm not planning on removing this page or any similar drastic actions like that. I'm content to just leave the page as it stands and see how long it takes to crumble and implode, and then get deleted by the fine folks at geocities. Ha. But for one final hurrah, I've uploaded a snes rom you cannot pass up. Tales of Phantasia in full english. Well, this'll be the last you hear from me here, but keep an eye out for the name Paragon. I may pop up with a new different page in the future.
- 01/14/01 -
: : Mantis : :
As you can tell are updates have fallen apart. This is due to the fact that neither the three of us can keep up with are jobs, social life, and g/f's (wish mine would get off my back). So like all great empires of the past like the Roman, Greek, Egyptian, and Babylonian it's time to bid you all adou. Maybe in a great while we will update but the future is dim. I will try to convince Homer and Paragon to leave some parting words, but here are mine: Fight the current that people set, to break the current and be your own person will give you the only satisfaction you need. So long...or is it...
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