A computer was something on TV
from a science fiction note,
a window was something you hated to clean ...
And RAM was the cousin of a goat .....
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
and gig was a job for the nights,
now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes...
An application was for employment
a program was a TV show,
a cursor used for profanity
a keyboard was a piano...
Memory was something that you lost with age
and a virus was the flu,
Compress was something you did to the garbage
not something you did to a file...
Log on was adding wood to the fire
hard drive was a long trip on the road,
a mouse pad was where a mouse lived
and a web was a spider's home...
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
and the memory in my head,
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
but when it happens they wish they were dead ......