I had a very Office Space moment yesterday. I was coming home across Lake Washington and stuck in some very icky two major sports games going on traffic. So I'm on the I-90 floating bridge, and a bicycler totally beat me across. I'd get a surge of space and jut ahead, thinking I'd beat him, but the there I'd sit again...watching him in my mirror just speed on up and past me. Oh the road rage.
Again, I know I'm late on this, but that Hot or Not show. I .... I can't at all handle it. This girl on there who was just named America's hottest female..."This is the biggest accomplishment of my life" Oh just shut the hell up! How sad that you had nothing to do with the biggest accomplishment of your life. I'll admit, she was gorgeous, but what did she do? I'd say it was a compilation effort of her parents good genes, her personal trainer, stylist, dentist, plastic surgeon, dermotoligist, and of course, the tanning person. I don't know if they have a title, but I think that they had mucho to do with it.
I have a few little side note's to make today, so I'm going to make a list. I love lists. It just makes things, for me, much easier and fun to read. I especially like bullets. That makes it all more creative than just numbers. Plus numbers tend to put emphasis on one thing being more important than others, which I do not like to do. I think I'll use bullets. Here we go!
DAMNIT! I can't use bullets. This is bullhonkey! They have bullets on here for me to use, but consider them images and won't let me put them in a text box. FREAK. Ok I'll just use dashes. And asterisks. A combo.
-*- My dearest apologies go out to Beth and Kevin, as I failed to mention a few things concerning them. First, Kevin came out to visit the UW in January, and we kicked it around town. (I know I can't pull that term off either but I like it) It was a steller stellar time, with some very amazing Greek pizza that Kevin will never try again! Next, Beth had a birthday in February, and was a little perturbed that I didnt' address that. You know I love you Beth. You know I remembered your birthday, but sometimes I'm just an idiot. So HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETHY BETH!!!!!!!! You're 22!!! You can do nothing more that you did at 21, but now your age just has one number!!! YAY!!! :)
-*- I have very exciting news about a certain Kearney-ite that I can't wait to share, but as of now I'm still asked to be hush-hush. You know I'm always privy to the latest scoop! But I've been told as of Saturday I can make an announcement, so stay tuned!
-*- As Beth stated, "The West Coast is soon to be overrun by Cozadians!" Very excited congrats to Sarah who got accepted to Americorps and will be stationed in Sacremento CA! We're all lined up, ready to take on the world!
-*- Baseball season is here -- YAY! Go Cubs and D-backs! I don't think I'll become a Mariners fan, as my loyalties lie with the National League, but I do think I'll have to catch a game or two. Beer, Hotdogs, and baseball would be a great date!
-*- Speaking of dates, I Karma'd myself out of all three of the dudes I was dating, so it's time to reevalute and start fresh. Any ideas?
-*- That 70's Show. Nothing needs to be said, it is too too great. And I really wish I had cable because apparently Ashton Kutcher's show Punk'd on MTV is incredibly funny.
Must go... time to change the dressing on my massive wound. If you want that story you'll have to email and ask... if I post it for public knowledge my parents will find out, realize what a moron their youngest daughter is, and forcibly bring me home and lock me in a padded room.