Oh if only Kodie had opposible thumbs!!!
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Ok I rarely say this, but I sure where is a good man when you need him?  This isn't going to be a long entry, I just need to vent.  I went to the store today.  I got myself some groceries.  I got chips and salsa.  I LOVE chips and salsa.  I've been working 4 jobs so I decided to splurge and get the really good cilantro black bean salsa.  I get home.  I open the chips.  I have one.  Mmm..chips are good.  Now for the salsa.  I open it.  I fail.  I try again.  Damn this is tight.  I continue to try.  It doesn't open.  I get frustrated.  I pound it on the counter.  I try again.  Doesn't work.  I mustered my strength, tried again, bent over, using my thigh as leverage.  I sprained my wrist.  I set the salsa down.  I came to write about it.  I'm now trying again, hoping the salsa has decided to be nice to me.

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA  DAMN SALSA!!!  I WANT TO EAT YOU!  WHY WON'T YOU OPEN????   
I'm not a weak person.  Yes I'm little, but I'm tough.  I swear!  I should be able to open this jar of salsa.  And there is literally noone to help me.  I'm going to have to take the salsa to work and have Kevin open it.  This is sad.

In related news, I don't know how I feel about jelly beans.  I mean, I love them.  They are the 3rd greatest Easter candy (# 1 and 2 being Peeps and Cadbury eggs respectivly) but they take work.  I don't like the black ones, so that requires me to be aware and focused while I'm snacking.  I can't just watch TV and shove them in my mouth.  I have to actively choose those I wish to eat, as to not have the evilness of black jelly beans interfere with my life. 

Life.... yeah I need one of those.
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