Episode 6: Hello...anyone there?

The Ship still is in disrepair and without communications. The troopers have decided to start working.
On what, we don't know. We join our good friend Icor who is trying to clean his pants...

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Maybe it would help if you used water and soap...
...oh yeah...let me wash my hands. Do we have any gloves...it just feels gross. Apart from the smell.
 
*Back at the communications terminal...*
Would it help if I shot it?
NO!
Well we have to get some form of communication regardless...

I did try to install all of the programs again,
but I need the system disks.

Don't tell me you lost them!
Well I found one, I don't know what happened to the others.
The one I found is only a short range program.
If we wanted it to work, we would have to make a main program for it to work off of.
Can you do it?
Do I have too?
Yes...or I will have Matt shoot you!
....What who said my name? What am I shooting?
*accidentally fires his gun*
 
*a small explosion by Tom's head*
AHH! Eric you Idiot...And no don't do it.
What are you trying to do kill someone?
Sorry.
Yeah. I'm no use to you dead.
Anyway, Matt go back to your room and clean it, Eric get to work before I start telling everyone what really happened. I'm going to go take a nap.
 
*Phil enters the room*
AHEM...
No nap, clean bathrooms by the main chamber.
Awe. Why do I have to do it. What about Icor.
He's busy .... with what I don't know.
Why don't you do it, or do you have a date with the hostess...
No she caught on, I have to do other things anyway.
Like What?
.......Um..Leader type stuff.
Now go back to work!
....Fine...
Eric what are you doing?
Trying to fix the communications.
Good.... Hurry up or ill have Matt shoot you.
 
*Matt appears in the doorway guns blazing*
I'M WORKING, I'M WORKING!!!
 
*Elsewhere*
Why don't you let me do it?
I'm doing fine...
You're making a mess!
This is harder than it looks you know.
What...Being an idiot?
 
*Icor Throws down his rag and then proceeds to choke the droid*
AHH! NO!!! POOPY HANDS! POOPY HANDS!
 
*the sounds of a droid getting beat upon can be heard down the hallway*
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